Pixy Angel Expert Donating Members 9,132 Member For: 19y 1m 24d Gender: Male Location: North Jamberoo, NSW Posted 14/05/15 09:08 PM Share Posted 14/05/15 09:08 PM My daughter yesterday tells me a couple of jokes.What do you call a dog with no legs?Anything because it wont come.What do you call a bear with no teeth?Gummy bear.Love 10 year old jokes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubbietubbie Filthy weeb Member 1,870 Member For: 11y 2m 4d Gender: Male Posted 16/05/15 01:31 PM Share Posted 16/05/15 01:31 PM Yeah, because those joke are at least ten years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixy Angel Expert Donating Members 9,132 Member For: 19y 1m 24d Gender: Male Location: North Jamberoo, NSW Posted 26/11/15 09:24 PM Share Posted 26/11/15 09:24 PM I was called into my manager's officer because of my dress code.He said, "you can't wear pyjamas for work"I said, "everyone else does"He said, "thts because they're f*#king patients" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arronm Dropping a turd Gold Donating Members 9,520 Member For: 16y 5m 24d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 26/11/15 11:26 PM Share Posted 26/11/15 11:26 PM Two peanuts were walking through the park. One was asalted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamk2f6tornado Bronze Donating Members 777 Member For: 10y 4m 16d Gender: Male Location: Rockhampton Qld Posted 27/11/15 12:21 AM Share Posted 27/11/15 12:21 AM (edited) Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock, who's there? Not Susie.What did Susie get for christmas?Gloves!Just kidding, I don't know what she got. She hasn't opened it yetWhy are camels also known as 'Ships Of The Desert'?Because they're full of Arab seamen Edited 27/11/15 12:25 AM by bamk2f6tornado 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buf-Phoon loitering with intent Lifetime Members 13,318 Member For: 20y 8m 1d Gender: Male Location: Zombie Birdhouse Posted 27/11/15 05:00 AM Share Posted 27/11/15 05:00 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodycrashboy Feeling the Love :-) Bronze Donating Members 4,409 Member For: 11y 19d Gender: Male Location: Cairns Posted 21/12/15 11:24 AM Share Posted 21/12/15 11:24 AM 2 nuns sitting on a park bencha man in a long coat walks up to them and flashes the nuns with a full frontal.one poor old dear had a stroke.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------the other one couldn't reach 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAXRTUTE Gold Donating Members 2,639 Member For: 8y 1d Posted 03/01/17 02:11 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 02:11 AM Gave my daughter $50 to wash my car yesterday arvo. Then on her way to the toilet I robbed her. Gotta teach the kid life lessons! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz097 Bronze Donating Members 1,751 Member For: 12y 8m 30d Posted 03/01/17 07:25 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 07:25 AM What do u call a cow with 1 leg shorter then the rest .......Lean beef. ..What do u call a cow with no legs. ...Ground beef. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAXRTUTE Gold Donating Members 2,639 Member For: 8y 1d Posted 03/01/17 07:54 AM Share Posted 03/01/17 07:54 AM Two blondes walked into a bar. Think one of them would of seen it.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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