The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[k31th]

Never is a strong word. Parties can suck me off.

[Wilko16]

My guess is somebody didn't follow this simple instruction

[gaz097]

When your out of tinder likes.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Watching a Youtube Video about Performance Manual Transmissions, "Involuted Splines" where mentioned, Google lead me from Involuted Splines to Involuted Toe Nails to Involuted Breasts.

Don't....Just Don't.

[BenDoCo]

Have we solved Ralphs puzzle yet?

[discostig]

Laptop or tablet charger blew up taking the device with it?

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Hearing from the kids that jets ex has yet again let another 2 adolescent dogs run away and not look for them because they're not puppy's anymore

The worst pt is she told the kids that is must be because they don't wanna live there anymore and there's nothing she can do

No bitch that's what happens when you leave two staffys in a backyard with no entertainment all day every day and no interaction then u can't be bothered feeding them or looking after them so u let them go

And how am I meant to explain that's not how u treat animals to the kids without them telling their mum I said she was doing wrong

Fml

Pets are not fharking disposable u karnt bitch

Learn to be somewhat responsible in your mid thirties ffs your a mother !!!!

Rant over

[barnz]

Wow, what a khunt. Some people shouldn't be allowed animals, which immediately makes me question if she should have kids....

Edited 10/01/16 01:42 AM by barnz

[stubbietubbie]

Speaking of animals, the parents came home after a few days away to discover a bunch of their birds stolen. They're exotics and most were young chicks, meaning they need constant attention if they're gonna survive. Mum reckons padlocks are the next step but whoever took them probably rocked up with bolt cutters anyway and were surprised to discover that they didn't have to bother.

I guess this is what happens when you advertise your movements on Facebook, advertise your birds, and advertise your house (which would've given the thief/thieves the exact location). This is one of the reasons I don't have Facebook. Probably end up in pet shops, the lot of 'em. F*cking c*nts.

[.Stripes.]

That's bullsh*t Fluff! I definitely reckon there should be some sort of test/minimum standard you need to meet in order to legally be allowed to own pets or have kids. If you can't prove that you're financially, emotionally and physically able to provide for either pets or kids, then you shouldn't be allowed to have them.

WPMO: binned my sh*t really hard at the end of the day snowboarding today. Worst bit was that I did a bunch of dumb sh*t most of the day and didn't hurt myself, then just cruising down a fairly tame run I looked back to see where another boarder was, noticed he'd stacked it and obviously lingered too long and caught an edge, got thrown backwards down the run and smashed the back of my head REALLY hard! Was so glad I was wearing a helmet, otherwise could have been a whole lot worse...but by f*ck did it hurt anyway! Hit the back of my head and the front of my head was pounding too. My mate heard the bang as I went down. Managed to bite my tongue too...so that's rather inconvenient. #firstworldproblems