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  • Member For: 17y 8m 9d
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Your lucky its a six Biz, followed a mate with v8 falcon and thought " sure I can smell oil.."

Turned out he had not tightened the filler cap the day before

and 200km ago!

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  • Member For: 20y
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go to check the oil before I leave work. ummmm where is the oil cap. WTF!!!! half hour drive back and forth to get a new one. need a beer.

Mate you use the dipstick.

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some middle eastern bloke jumped the fence into our backyard and was peeping through home theatre room, bolted as soon as he saw my sister, wish I was home.

Please come back again tonight :wasklywabbit: . I think I might put GPS tracking in my turbo once it comes back from CMS , can never be too safe

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lol kimbo. oil cap missing all together. $12 bucks for a new one. meh sh*t happens. could have been worse.

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  • Member For: 12y 4m 22d
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  • Location: Frankston, 3199

WPMO:

$60 for a 40 minute neck, shoulder and back massage at the shopping center today (was a fathers day pressie)

The bits that hurt before I went in now hurt more and the bits that didn't hurt now hurt.

I reckon the trim, short thai girl that "looked after" me trained under Pol Pot as an interrogator.

Thanks kids, but next time just get me a voucher for a happy ending (or a proper masseuse, not a shopping center one)

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  • Location: A big bridge over a river in South Australia

And that post just got saved to be brought out at the appropriate time..

Yep.....blackmail

Off topic: Now that feels good

lol

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  • Member For: 12y 4m 22d
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No blackmail there - the kids will be finding it funny that the massage hurt like sh*t, and will appreciate a hint for what to get me next year

Grandma: "What did you get Rab for Fathers day?"

Kids: "30 mins at the local Run-N-Tug. We'll drop him off, cut a lap and then pick him up. Not worth getting a park"

Grandma: ".................?................"

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  • Location: Zombie Birdhouse

and that's when the fight started lol

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  • Member For: 11y 11m 12d
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  • Location: Adelaide

pick up dog sh*t. lawn mower will not start. dogs being a karnt. wife's got wind blowing between the ears. wash the car and a massive bird sh*t straight on the bonnet right after. FARK MY LIFE.

GOING TO THE PUB:angry:

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  • Member For: 17y 7m 23d
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  • Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure

These farking popup ads saying my phone has 5 errors and may be infected with a virus so press ok etc.

Seen them on two car forums now. Gotta pay the bills though so what can ya do except press cancel

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