Runny eggs. If I wanted to pour egg yolk all over myself then I would just farken well do that, wouldn't I?! Seriously, what's the point of having the yolk not cooked through and just f*ck off somewhere else when you bite into it? Dumb.

Eggs Benedict says your argument is invalid?

The yolk must be runny.

You heathen.

Runny eggs on toast this morning was the best after a night on the piss.

Still on the food Prawns. I got 1kg of prawns for lunch I started pilling the prawns and the misses tells me that I need to devein a prawn them............WTF!

It doesnt bother me so who has to have their prawns devein?

I do.

Don't like eating gritty prawn poo.

Runny eggs or no eggs

The texture of cooked yolk is ghaaaaaay

Prawn pooh is ghaaaaay

Wpmo

Went out last night

Got hammered

Wore heeled boots

Felt great getting home

Can't walk this morning coz both knees in the middle of the night started aching so badly u actually had to drag myself to the kitchen and get some pain killers

They're starting to get a little better

I guess all the pink pussy tequila and green chartreuse shots were masking the pain hahaha

LOL

Runny eggs or no eggs

Fark you're getting soft Fluff......... can't wear heels any more lolol

Prob coz boobs are too big [emoji4]

Yeah I'm a ohmo