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  • loitering with intent
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  • Member For: 23y 1m 22d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Zombie Birdhouse
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COP: So if I took your licence it would cause you alot of grief?

ME: You could witness the divorce papers being signed!

At this point he walks away with my licence to his car.

COP: I am going to send you a fine, that WON'T entail a suspension

ME: Thank you very much! Sigh of relief.

Marcus , you must have been packing it.You probably shat yourself literally ? Touching cotton comes to mind

  • Three pedals are better then two..
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  • Member For: 19y 4m 15d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne
Posted (edited)

I'd like to be the first to welcome Jman as Vic's newest CC.

Good stuff mate :blink:

Now whens your first 60+ car night cruise happening??

Edited by Dillz
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  • Member For: 18y 3m 29d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Blackburn, VIC
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Spotted Orsm-06 on the crossing of Middleborough Rd and Canterbury Rd. Very clean car.

  • You are a dead set goose
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  • Member For: 20y 10m 11d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne
Posted

IT'S f*ckING HOT!!!

  • Legacy Donating Member
  • Member For: 17y 11m 25d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: MOUNT MARTHA
Posted (edited)
IT'S f*ckING HOT!!!

the aircon in my office is F*&KED and its blowing out hot air!!!!!

Edited by rlquik
  • BIGRED
  • Legacy Donating Member
  • Member For: 19y 6m 18d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Sth East Melb
Posted

dont break down for the next few days RACV is fkn chokkers! we had 70 calls in que at 9pm tonight! and then at 12.30 at night there was still 10+ minute delays just to get through! 2.5hr wait time for patrols! its chaos!

  • ŠύЂפֿĺmβø ™
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  • Member For: 18y 9m 10d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne
Posted

Its freaking 31 Degrees at 6am in the morning.. what the hell is wrong with Melbourne.

  • You are a dead set goose
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  • Member For: 20y 10m 11d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne
Posted

Nothing's wrong with our awesomely-better-than-Sydney town. There's just a hot northerly blowing in to say hello.

:3gears:, now f*ck off it's too hot!

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