It's not the importance its the contents and its acquaintances.....

Not the horses?

Oh please, not the horses

Ye too many sh*tposters you should send em packing to frigoffland so us valuable contributers can discuss proper issues

Arghhh this sore throat is actually killing me what can you blokes reccomend to ease the pain cause the blowin the nose part I can manage but I have a blade stuck down there and its drivin me beserkers

Wife and bub are sick.. So I have to stay home to play nanny..

I cant work out if that's a good or bad thing, good cause home but bad cause wife home aswell + sick + bub =

Argh no it definetly isnt a good thing glad I was able to work that out myself, stay sane pal.. a lesser men would fall in defeat

Haha I took bub in this morning (So the wife could get some sleep since she was vomiting most of the night) to copy some work stuff onto my laptop.. Ran into a client in there who got a bit short because we are meant to be having a progress meeting this afternoon.. Bub took that as a queue to throw up and then sh*t himself right in front of this bloke..

Trained this kid well..

Lmfao that is brilliant, well for timing but the cleanup job prolly wasn't..

How do you stay professional in that sorta situation?

I'd have gotten mouthy and verbally retaliated or somethin.. guess that's why the old boy stuck me in the roll of 'logistics manager' aka derpin around on a forklift and not a salesperson

Give him a pay rise...

He probably learnt from his old man. When in a crisis situation just sh*t your pants to shift the focus - works every time guaranteed.

Got me out of many an awkward drunk situation..

sh*tting your pants.. Number one way to scare off an ugly sheila..