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  • Too heavy needs boost
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  • Member For: 11y 11m 12d
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Na just sat on a bench and waved flags at trains all day.:angry:

I wish I could sleep at work but then I would have to become the boss. He's a karnt.

  • I <3 Floods
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  • Member For: 13y 11m 17d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: South West QLD

Sleeping at work FTW!!

What's pissing me off?

Coming home from holidays finding a bill from the tax office in the mailbox..

Apparently they checked my 2011-2012 tax return and it was wrong.. Something to do with allowances not being declared or some sh*t.. Anyway I owe em another $4000.. On top of $7k they already got paid because of 'Fringe Benefits'..

  • Too heavy needs boost
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  • Member For: 11y 11m 12d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Adelaide

Wank3rs next door keep turning there music up louder and louder. And changing songs every 2 seconds. About to throw a hand full of rocks over the fence. Karnts.

Need my beauty sleep. :wacko:

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  • Member For: 13y 11m 17d
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  • Location: South West QLD

When that happened to me mate.. I would always wait till the drunk bastards were asleep then set of a blasting horn (similar to marina signal air horn) at about 5am..

Since their car port was right next to my house it used to echo quite awesomely.

Watching drunks wake up and fall out of chairs sure didn't make up for my missed sleep.. But it sure made me feel better..

  • Too heavy needs boost
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  • Member For: 11y 11m 12d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Adelaide

I'll have to bring an air horn home from work. Great idea. I was just going to get up at 6.30 and blow the leaves out of my gutters all over there back yard.

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  • Member For: 21y 10m 13d
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  • Location: Southern Highlands NSW

Wpmo slicing the side wall of a brand new tyre (tyre now farked)

Love throwing money down the sh*tter

Trying to tell the moron father In law might pay to remove the cause as per his own advice "prevention is better than a cure" and he won't take his own advice.

Bang head farking

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  • Member For: 22y 8m 4d
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  • Location: Dé·jà vu

Just choked on a swig of coffee got up to rush to the sink to spit it out, got 3/4's of the way there and fell down kinda blacked out and spat a mouthful of coffee all over the floor. Now my left fricken elbow is killing me and I got the cold sweats....second time this year its happened.

Must work on gag reflex... :ermm:

  • blind leading the blind
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  • Member For: 16y 10m 7d
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  • Location: Mt Alford, Queensland

Sleeping through my alarm. Running late so have to cut poo time down

Oh and having to trade my ute on a family car

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  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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  • Member For: 15y 8m 23d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Far north queensland

WPMO - dayshift on a weekday


What's pissing me off?

Coming home from holidays finding a bill from the tax office in the mailbox..

Apparently they checked my 2011-2012 tax return and it was wrong.. Something to do with allowances not being declared or some sh*t.. Anyway I owe em another $4000.. On top of $7k they already got paid because of 'Fringe Benefits'.

This guy needs a better accountant

Sleeping through my alarm. Running late so have to cut poo time down Oh and having to trade my ute on a family car

What guy actually craps at home?

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