The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[Lennox]

Anyone had the problem with x4?

[Mrs Jeturbo]

This may come as a shock to most of you but cleaning out a doggy toilet is not as fun or glamorous as you probably thought

[Buf-Phoon]

try it with a hangover and see how you go?

Gotta love the smell of fresh dog sh*t in the morning.

Even better when between the toes... dry reaches at the thought

[Mrs Jeturbo]

See I pick up her poops as she does em ... But she has a puppy grass toilet which is a tray with a divider and then a layer of fake turf... The wee goes through the layers and down into the tray and then u empty once a day or whatever.

I also wash it out fully with earth disinfectant toilet cleaner twice a week coz the grass gets manky and smelly....its gross lil

[Buf-Phoon]

well they do say fresh is best

[BenDoCo]

Lets see how long you keep doing that Fluff.

[Mrs Jeturbo]

I knew what I signed up for Donald lol

Bulldogs are fussy lol

She's an inside dog, I peep her food at least twice a week, she gets bathed once a fortnight, she sleeps next to me on her own bed lol

She eats skinless chicken breasts and premium mince and plain yoghurt and cheese mixed one of those bullsh*t expensive dog foods and lactose free milk before bed.

Lolol

Dog has a more healthy and consistent diet then I do hahah

Oh and her bed linen gets washed twice a week lolol

Edited 14/01/15 02:12 AM by Princess Fluffy

[BenDoCo]

And after all that......let Lilly sh1t on the lawn like a normal dog.

There's a win for you in that as well coz you get to see jets face when he goes over it with the lawn mower

Edited 14/01/15 02:21 AM by BenDoCo

[Buf-Phoon]

dogs with linen what will they think of next? Is still a dog wont love you any less

for making it a spoiled sh*t.Worst thing is to treat it like a human it will end up owning you

not the other way around

[Mrs Jeturbo]

The reason I'm trainer her into the fake turf is because I will eventually

Move it out the door into next to the down the steps then on the lwn...

The problem is that our house is elevated and therefore our back deck and laundry deck both have steep steps down to the yard and Bulldogs can't do steps when their babies much because they can get their leg development .... And these are steep... So eventually were gonna build a ramp and install a doggy door in the laundry where her toilet is next to atm

But the other issue is her daddy is 15 inches wide at the shoulders and I haven't found a door suitable yet so it might be a custom jobby lol