The Off Topic Thread.

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Mate our subways are all in service stations where wearing shoes is completely optional if not frowned upon... class ftw

[k31th]

11 minutes ago, Princess Whinginator said:

Wtf is wrong with u khunts... just fhukn eat the food normally lol everyone knows u eat it from.end to end leaving the last end that's just bread in the wrapper and throw it in the bin.

1. I like to eat the whole farkin' thing... I don't throw any bits out .

2. I want it to taste good on the last bite, especially, because the last bite is the one you remember the most and you get the "aftertaste" from.

My way is FAR superior for both of these requirements I'll stick with it, thanks.

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Fine keith.... do whatcha gotta do lol

So went into work today to do some paper work. Asked colleauge what the date was... he says the fourth... he does the whole thing ... may the fourth be with u... and laughs... I say.... do u do that every 4th of the month. Its just the fourth whats the big deal? ... he looks at me stumped.... may the fouth be with u!!!!! Im like yeah theres a fourth in every month... he replies... well itd sound stupid if I said feburary the fourth be with u.... to which I just stared at him and said... dont expect me to brain at a high standard today.

To which he said... I never do.

Kunt lololol

[k31th]

4 minutes ago, Princess Whinginator said:

Fine keith.... do whatcha gotta do lol

gladly

CALM THE NAYSAYRS!

 

[Lennox]

I eat subway subs "typewriter" style instead of "end-to-end" (the regular way) haha, I always get weird looks...

but it remains to be true that almost all subway subs have heaps of flavour/content packed into the middle with stragglers on the edges , so I eat the edge off quickly then mung on the rest like a happy camper with stacks of flavour/content going on for the rest of the sub

Mate that's completely f*cked you need to sort your life out

[discostig]

+1

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

[stubbietubbie]

Is this a Subway eating intervention?

[k31th]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[MurdoK]

^ have you got one of those for every occasion Keith?

[Mrs Jeturbo]