The Off Topic Thread.

[AzMahoony]

wat? I don't follow I got no concerns im livin pretty stress free atm the biggest drama in my life right now is workin out how to stop the pup from bein a hooligan on his bed I keep coming home and finding his toys and bed exploded over the back lawn I sprayed everything with that bitter crap and he loved the taste and made it worse arghhh I do love him though

[k31th]

too much swag?

[AzMahoony]

Not by a long shot hes still a gribbly little pup that squats when he chucks a wizz.. I reckon he might be bored but I walk him all the time and play with him every couple of hours when im home whether it be fetch or just rough and tumble fiddling I reckon hes just naughty... I went to give gim a wallopin but he ducked and coward on the floor and it made me feel terrible so I just yelled at him instead and his ears were back and tail down so he got the memo the licked my face like crazy, he knows whos boss that's a fact.

[k31th]

haha, probably a smarter course of action if you're planning on training the dog properly.

[AzMahoony]

Ye im not one to blow my own horn but im a pretty good dog trainer. He walks/runs on the leash plays fetch and brings it back and drops it. Ovb sits, stays, paws with both front legs and will keep switching when I say other 1, lays down and stays and he sits and wont eat till I let him, he also kisses on command but I dunno where he learnt that I just say kiss and he licks my face.. might be a primal thing I suppose. I got a vid of him doing most of these tricks at 11 weeks old

[k31th]

wouldn't know you'd have enough time when you're out of the tanning bed and/or the gym?

[AzMahoony]

Fake tan pal I stopped using the solarium when they upped the price from 10$ a sesh to 25$ rip off merchants.. and the gym only takes me an hour or so out of my day.. and I usually get away from work around 10am battlefield/youtube/internet takes up like 4 hours of my day all together not all at once. So I have plenty of time for the pup and anything else I need to do durin the day. Of course if I nap after work my plans usually get thrown out the window and then its on the fly but I still make things work

[k31th]

the dog licks up your fake tan from your face, leaving weird splotch marks?

[Rab]

Stop reminding me of Peter

[AzMahoony]

Arghhh pal only goons put fake tan on their face its cringy as hell... natural face-tan should always suffice unless the person is a right casper lookin thing then id heave em off to the solarium to bring up the face color before dealin with a nice fake tan cream/spray