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SHP, No such thing as a quiet week.. Except for this week for me.. Hopefully.. I'm supposed to spend all 5 days sitting in the government offices doing.....

When I figure out what I'll tell you..

A) Hit on admin chicks.

B) Hit on Personal Assisstants

C) Hit on that one hot traffic controller I've noticed..

I really don't know what I'm supposed to be doing this week. All I know if I won't have an internet connection..

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Just hit on the hottest. Or the one who looks like would go nuts in the sack haha. Personally traffic controllers aren't my thing. Even though I have my ticket to do it myself..it just makes me think they're bogans/bludgers as they're working for the council lmao. Idk I'm weird..hahah

Sounds like a busy busy week shp! Try and enjoy it at least lol

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I fly out wednesday morning, do a few hours work then nap, do a 12 hr shift that night then fly home 2 hours later. the rest of thursday is pencilled in as reporting time. Then a 12hr day on friday and back in time for Stephen K Amos friday night.

Where's my hot personal assistant, Ima get me a gumbyment job and turn into Patrick Bateman

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Amos would be a pisser lol. Good way to finish the week I say! Fair stint though with the 12hr shift. On the plane 2hrs later so that's 14hrs plus flight time/driving to get home and in bed! Fark lol

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Shy I'd never knock a traffic controller (not just cause ones a mod here either).. Poor bastards go through more sh*t in a day then some people put up with in their entire work year..Yes I also have the card which allows me to do their job and I have the next level which allows me to approve and sign off traffic management plans.. I'll stick to signing plans and those poor buggers cop all the flack just because mr motorist has been delayed for 2.5 minutes.Also should note that not many of em work for the council.. Insurances for traffic controllers are way too high.. They are mostly contractors these days.

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Yeh I realise they go through a heap of sh*t. I've heard enough and common sense tells you they would. Too many impatient flogs on the rd. Everyone with a licence should do the course so they get it thru their thick head.

I realise there are more companies out there that do the traffic controlling and not all just from the council but there's still a lot of COGG (city of greater geelong) down this way that work on the roads and look very bogan lol.

Lol give it a go pazz. Would be funny seeing that..hahah

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That why they prefer women, as there is less fights that way. Every bloke on the sign would be planning all day how they're going to snap the first bloke that gets out of his car.

Ps 1007 likes/ 3000 views. Needs bewbs in my Avi.

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No idea what the staff get in hand but typically we look at around $500 an hour for a two way two lane road for night works.. But that's fairly remote and usually includes 3 or 4 staff from the company if they maintain all signage records..

Not sure about Vic but in Queensland I believe the sign spinners actually need to hold a certain level of security/crowd control license..

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