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  • Puff
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  • Member For: 10y 3m 1d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: South Australia

I've got a dad joke.

 

The slack carnt hasn't even bothered to meet either of my daughters.

 

Har har har spit :spank:

  • Puff
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  • Member For: 10y 3m 1d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: South Australia

Groove bro, groove. It's tongue and groove. 

 

Ps there's at least 2 nuts in a lesbian's bed cos neither of them have a dude so they must be nuts lol. 

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  • Cruise Control
  • Member For: 18y 4m 2d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Macksville NSW.

There's a lesbian couple living next door to me. Really attractive and fit young ladies.

I've got to know them quite well over the last year or so and have helped them out with a few tasks around the house and in the garden.

Just before Christmas they said they wanted to thank me and asked what I'd like for a Christmas present.

I was surprised when they knocked on my door on Christmas Day and gave me a new Rolex.

They must have misunderstood me when I'd said "I want to watch".

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  • flame magnet
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  • Member For: 16y 11m 14d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: adelaide hills- 'race air' central

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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