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Trying to get the government to fix a typo/formatting error on one of their systems urgently - 200% their own error and easily fixed at their end. "Please send the request in to us in writing and it'll be actioned within 28 days" They know what the error is They know is was an operator error at their end They know how to quickly and easily fix it They wonder why they get a bad name

Glad they're all ok BizKets They the sort of people to be scared off going again now, or likely to setup bigger and better and head off again?

Poor girl - can't even afford clothes with the downturn in the Greek economy. Will be willing to help her emigrate

Does this mean OP can come on forum cruises - as long as his boat's on the trailer behind his car?

Maybe I should start spamming forums with all the company names that are available in the hope that someone will buy some of them off me

You can still have it - best get in quick though - price goes up come the 1st of July GETTIM

Done :D GOTIM PTY LTD is now mine Maybe I should get a numberplate to go with the company

Will meet you at the border

Made me chuckle rather than feel good: Need to register a fair few companies before the end of the financial year. Am now the owner of SHIBE PTY LTD and DOGE PTY LTD (made my son chuckle too)

Did 2 8m bins over the xmas break - they didn't go as far as I thought they would :S

Will pay you in beer if you head over to Melbourne and do mine for me

Bikini side boob babe in KFC add from 30 odd years ago at the beach and the Gainsville furniture chick from around the same time - they are yet to be beaten

We allowed to comment on the race yet? Was a great battle

mobile games

Monks make the best beer

Am going to have to owe you a beer for pointing me at this one Today's my 5th day on it. Started on tuesday at 114kg -(125+ at my heaviest) weigh in this morning was 108kg. Don't think I've been below 110kg in over a decade despite bouts of diets and exercise. If it can get under the tonne I'll be over the moon - can't even wrap my head around another 10-20kgs under that. Going to be a hell of a change.

Ouch - sorry Honestly didn't occur to me that it may be a spoiler :(

Gunna deserves it more

Rossi on pole for tomorrows MOTOGP (yes - tomorrow)

nah - do mine next

WMMFGT?: Asked the old man (dad) the account number for his mortgage. Found out the pay out figure Paid it out. Felt good to shake his hand and say "Hey dad - you now own your home"

All these "one true religion"'s in the world Only one of them can be correct Will be funny when we get to the gates and it's one of the ones that have died The Tentacle Ox God of Quatilotl made the universe as he saw fit, but has now been sitting on his pewter throne twiddling his thumbs for the last 18 million years waiting for the prayer line or the sacrificial scales to ding - all because his chosen followers on some planet on the other side of the universe drank the kool aid instead of inventing FTL space travel and enlightening the rest of us.

Email from client late yesterday.: "I need xxx done urgently - can it by done by mid day tomorrow?" "Yep - will be $xxxxx. Here's the information I need........" "That's fine - we'll pay" "No probs. I still need the extra information as listed below" Last thing last night: "Still haven't got the extra info from you - will be pushing for time to get it to you by midday" This morning: "Any chance of getting the order by midday?" "Not unless we get the information I keep asking for........" A phone call later ("I thought I sent you it") we got the details. Why would I keep asking for info for an urgent job for you if you'd already sent it?

Yep - You're going to hell (unless there isn't one)