timmy
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Testeagles
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Cop with attitude
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Or cop??
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^^Chinese???^^
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They dont like it if you do smells when on the boob. I've heard
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^^ 1st is one of the good ones ^^ causewifeornursehastodealwithit!!!! however its all in the timing
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http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/electronic-cigarette-explodes-takes-out-mans-teeth-20120216-1taeg.html
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worr ied and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
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Na...mines timmyqps
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Don't you like cops Pazz?
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Would it look better with a fg bar?:o
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top loading washing machines.........no wife to do it for me........Melbournes weather.......well just Melbourne really!
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Iron? Is that a new Apple gadget?
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Was in a ve Calais but went home when it pissed down at 1
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Near chappel
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Haven't seen any of you ghey omohs yet!
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Cheers tab. I'm not out of my jurisdiction cause I'm AFP.
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Sorry for being sharp I'm just stuck in MLB with not much to do and would like to see some nice t's while here.
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2256 I ain't no farkin maggot.
