timmy

^^ sorry it was me, thought it would be a turbo upgrade not a giant vibrating butt plug!

Watch your dogs fellas! http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/aston-martin-dog-chews-through-3111868

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/electronic-cigarette-explodes-in-mans-mouth-causes-serious-injuries/ Sorry.....

Freeze = non Aussie cause everyone knows a true Aussie pizza is Hawaiian!

What's black and sexually aroused right now? All of Justin Beiber's potential future cellmates.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Justin Bieber ? <br /> <br />The stupid fcking Miami Police.

^^iPhone and tapatalk Sig.... Baaaaaaaaaaa

A team of four women astronauts have set off on a mission to Mars. When asked why the mission was women only NASA replied: <br /> <br /> "Well the men will want it clean when they get there won't they."

Just watched a guy get a beer with ice and a scotch and milk?

They do say to do the things you enjoy, so I reckon you would make a killing

Lol Kimbo you should start a business doing that and maybe call it thunder jack?

Dunno if you can do that tab I think he's a vegan dog.

Looks like I will be in the cairns Qantas lounge for a bit this arvo, if anyone wants to help ease the pain let me know

Niggling An African baby...

Farkin tapatalk updates

My wife came home from work and asked what I've been doing all day, so I told her I was cleaning. It's better than saying I spent the day pissing a skid mark off the toilet. Sent from my ifiveX2 using Tapatalk

Oxycodone

Nigella Lawson has come out in sympathy over Michael Schumacher's accident. She is quoted as saying "I know exactly how he feels. I, myself have been pretty f*cked up after a faceful of snow."

2012 estate 2l turbo diesel, can't believe how much legroom the back seats have

Kimbo it kinda hurts to say but it was superb

Drove a Skoda superb today!

Paul Walker

^^ your mum from all angles!

Womb broom's ftw

That looks worse than a leaf Ralphy