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timmy

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  1. *beep*!
  2. you got tickets on yourself tab..... I wouldnt say your nice!
  3. whats the similarity between the royal baby and an the iphone? people will queue up for days just to be the first to welcome its arrival and then the very next day will realise its the same old sh1t again.
  4. Zf= no probs with clutch pedal!
  5. Kate and the baby, I haven't seen a royal have that much trouble getting out of a tunnel since dianna....
  6. Dags why car rental through Qantas?
  7. Really?
  8. Sydney traffic can suck my balls
  9. The earl in Parkside Adelaide I reckon
  10. Prolly not now!
  11. feel better now as just downloaded last nights mixed grill #nopicscosghosty
  12. Why do witches wear no underwear???? To grip the broomstick better.
  13. iptorrents
  14. k31th does seeding have something to do with the stuff that magically appears on my computer? OK I know what the deal is..... can I get better download speed from NBN. I am yet to see a speed test from NBN can anyone help?
  15. can anyone tell me if nbn would be better. ATM I have cable DSL which gives me 100/1.6 and the providers tell me NBN will be better because of 100/40 and I can seed quicker? WTF is seed? Can you get better download speeds with NBN?
  16. I think it must be 'Distance' that makes women feel squeamish about jizz. For example, the wife's quite happy to take a mouthful right there and then, but if I tell her it's waiting on her Cornflakes downstairs I'm suddenly a 'very sick individual'.
  17. South Korean officials have confirmed the name of the pilot who crash landed a Koreana plane in San Francisco earlier. He's called Land Ding Gon Wong.
  18. Could just change your name to "wogmod" ???
  19. anyone know what this stuff tastes like???
  20. Women who don't like oral sex need to shut their mouths.
  21. a. Farkin pommy supporters in Qantas lounge.... Get out smelly pricks b. D1cks pouring xxxx gold cans into glasses to try and look good.WTF??? A glass won't make the crap taste any better.
  22. I have been told there is an old guy out at chilligoe (hope that's right) that has a massive collection of old Ford's. That would be something I wanna see
  23. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PahRbLNuhR8&feature=youtube_gdata_player Its called the Xbox 1 cause they took 359 steps backwards
  24. I now feel sorry for you freaky, not only can you not turn women on you have trouble turning a hot water system on!
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