Turboboy

Awesome pics, 72! Was wondering if you were there. I watched the races on the big screen tellie at home. Tander wins race two because some Expensive Daewoo official throws a Expensive Daewoo flag on the track! and Lowndes blows his motor on the last lap race 3, aaargghhh. As to Wolfmother, only a mother could love that face!!!

I believe that I will join you fine chaps for this one! Looking forward to my first cruise. Turboboy

With 100 posts to my name, I really feel like part of XR6Turbo.com. Many hours of laughs etc.... Have sent through my donation. Receipt No.N070281222090 Looking forward to catching up with fellow members in the near future. Keep up the good work. Simon (AKA Turboboy)

Over the past few days at Curl Curl, Black T, "HOG06T".

I don't know if this belongs in "Joke of the Day" string or here???? 30th June party email received..... ****************************************** For staff who have accepted please note the following: Wristbands will be distributed on Monday and MUST be worn to the function. No wristband means no admittance! If you are not in the office on Monday please let me know. Stringent Dress regulations apply - as it is not a Friday, business attire is to be worn (ie. sneakers, jeans, singlets, hats/caps or hooded attire are NOT acceptable). The Argyle has a "NO TOLERANCE" policy towards drugs. People found in possession of drugs will be removed from the premises immediately and directed to the appropriate authorities. So............they catch me bonging on, and it's "now look mate the cop shop is one block down to George Street, turn left , go 100m and there you are"?????? Oh yer, isn't alcohol a drug.........remember, 3 middies and your a binge drinker!!!!

More on unmarked Police cars! Breeze XR6T just like mine at Dee Why Station. Has a Ford sticker on the rear window! Tonight coming home in the family bus a black I think Territory behind me. Lights on the dashboard. Too dark to have a good look.Took it real cool! Also an orange FPV, I think FPV006 heading towards Cremorne.

Greg, she looks great! Three questions. 1) What size wheels? 2) What view does the reversing camera give you? and 3) Are you going to change your name from BAXR6T? If I ask anymore questions or sound too interested Senna_T will try and sell me a car!

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied 'A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'

Well sorry to say now I can't be there! SWMBO has me babysitting whilst SHE goes out! Sorry guys I was looking forward to it. Went past 300 Willoughby rd tonight on the way home thinking tomorrow night is Pizza night! Not happy. Hopefully another one soon.

Guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?'

Senna_T. I'm confused? Itec's Pizza shop at Crows Nest or Hooters at RoseHill? Tuesday 16th June at ??PM?

Well done BFHOON! Amazing to see the curve change sooo much! Fun times are a comin. I dropped into see Jeff the other week. Plan to see him in July. Hope to see you at the Creek, maybe July??? Cheers

She's almost got as much body hair as I do!

Aaron, your clip is spot on, sorry to say. It's images and messages like that, that are truely effective. Our lame "pinky" ad is just that LAME. I can't remember the number of time I have spoken about that ad in a negative way, rather than promoting it as an effective driver training tool. Our ad offers nothing to the cultural change that is necessary to facilitate the outcome we all hope for...less tragic outcomes for road users and their families. Well that's enough seriousness for Turboboy for tonight!

How *beep* I haven't *beep* across this string before tonight??? I voted YES! She'd have to ask me twice though........... Wouldn't believe it the first time!

Officer, this is how the fight started.... I wasn't concentrating and rear-ended the car in fron of me. It was my fault, I admit it. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car that I hit, gets out of his car. . . You know how sometimes in life you just get sooo-stressed out, but in a moment... things can change, and life can suddenly be sooo funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit, is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over and comes up real close to me and says in an unhappy tone, “I AM NOT HAPPY!" And I don't know what possessed me officer, but I look down at him and I said, "Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?" ........ and that's when the fight started.

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term 'Ship High In Transit' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I. I had always thought it was a golf term

Give it up! I'm trying to watch The Mighty Sea Eagle do over the Raiders, and here you are sending more video and pics!!! Give me a break! Those Bathurst shots look cool. Haven't been to the mountain for a few years now. Gotta go soon! I've been trying to go on the last few cruises, but for one stupid reason or another I've had to miss em. You've been getting the black beast of your dirty! I still can't seem to upload pictures to this forum??? Each time I try it fails. Not happy. Keep'm coming.

I'll take the mercedes thanks!

Doctors Orders A guy says to the bartender, "A glass of your finest Less, please." "Less? Never heard of it." "C'mon, sure you have." "No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?" "I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink Less."

Cro, I've just spend what 20mins looking at those great memories of yours. Fantastic. I'm still on my first "T" and I luv her.

Driving home tonight. On Military Rd Cremorne, heading north. Up in front, middle lane is a white "T". Hello I thought, he's got a twin outlet exhaust! A bit down the road I pull up along side. Down goes the window. Turboboy: "Nice note out of that exhaust" mate. White T: Yer thanks, she's got 350.......yours been worked? Turboboy: nah, she's stock, but I'm thinking of going to CV! White T: I went to ????? @ Castle Hill and had blah blah APS blah blah...no disrespect here, I just couldn't hear and traffic moving. Anyway....he tried to keep up with me until I decided to turn off. As I did he gave me one last blistfull moment of sweet exhaust brbrbrbrbrbrrrrr. Nice to meet you "White T AN##WK". She looked nice and that sound...mmmmmmmmmmmm tuuurbo. Hope your on this site!