Turboboy

Having missed the Snowies cruise due to family commitments, thought this might be a goer for me, but......no so on the 5th I have: Annual Industry breakfast 7:15am - bacon & eggs, you beauty!! Lunch - Motor industry - Toby Hagon from Drive.com.au the guest speaker. Plan to quiz him on COTY, any suggestions from you guys/gals welcome but no guarantee I will use it or even get a question in. Seriously though..an Accord???? it can use 3 cylinders!!..like who gives a sh#t! Dinner - annual company Christmas Party. One very ugly day, but Turboboy is up to it!

Spotted tonight on the Sydney Harbour Bridge heading north around 5:10pm Mercury Turbo...SP4567 Window down, sleeves rolled up having a happy cruise home I guess???

Have to think twice next week when I put the tree up! Oh, and Ralfus, with those jokes man, gett'n a little wifie might be a tad tuff!!!

I voted for the G6ET in the peoples choice. Hope I win that $100 petrol voucher! Gotta be better than Dags & Tabs efforts of winning me millions in the lotteries this year !

Spotted today, a silver FG Typhoon heading north just after the SHB with plates "TY4OON".

So your not denying the boofy look'n bloke at the wheel bit then????? You were a long way from home. Hope you had a good night out. The weather wasn't too good though.

Think they said that for minor speeding infringements, the points loss would reduce, but the fine remain?

Aaahh the good old days?? A white Valiant Galant Station Wagon - ex telecom car. For you young'ns that's now Telstra! Clarion under dash sound systen, radios were an optional extra back in my day Matress in the back, secluded areas.......mmmmm Anyway killed her in a major smash when I took on a Monaro one night.

Spotted at 6:30pm tonight at Dee Why beach a black mean sound'n T. Vision blocked by parked cars as I was walking back to my girl with the Fish & Chips. Looked back rubber necking, some boofy look'n bloke at the wheel, bleached blond hair I reackon??? not sure???? Thought of calling out, but was too gobbed smacked to respond, could it be???....... Plates were "SENNA". Anyone here???

My wife wanted me to make love to her like they do in the movies, so I stuck it in her arse and came over her face. She got mad. I guess we watch different movies?

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: First Guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.' Second Guy: 'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.' Third Guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to play the hole when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the ass and said: 'Golf-course or intercourse?' She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe' Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: 'Good till the last drop'. Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: 'Rothmans' Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size' She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland, New Zealand. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'Air New Zealand' Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ. The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.' Mum fainted!

Great outcome for the 888 team and FORD. Hope Craig can get enough points to punt Tander from third. Did anyone else think the Skaife interview after he crashed into Tander a bit strange...??? From memory it went abit like this (this is not a direct quote)... So Skaifie, tells us what happened. I saw the trouble down at the corner, so braked hard and tried to get out of the way but ran into Garth, ooopps (big smile and shrug of sholders)???!!! Do I read abit of rivalry here between Skaife & Tander???? Bahrain, yes great track but no one there.

I was over eastern suburbs way today and was driving past The Coogee Bay Bay Hotel -- and I saw the new sign out the front .....it says "Come in and try our new dessert menu or just grab a stool at the bar".

Spotted a 2007 grey T twice today, with standard black &yellow plates "AT##TN". Morning around Brookvale & then this arvo parked down at Manly. He's taken the XR6 & Turbo badges off the boot. Sounded nice.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go at a moment's notice 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has unwanted babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away, and if you're lucky get money for them. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

No matter what we all think of Skaife, he IS a great driver and a true champion. Yes there is an arrogance to the man, but perhaps that is in part to the marketing machine behind him through the years? Expensive Daewoo has had a strangle hold on the series. On a bad day he still beats half the field! He can drive. Good on him. Must admit I do get a small smile when things go wrong... :biglaugh: , but with that plonka R Kelly, I hope the little sh#t fails every time. That bloke has the Wrong attitude. Ingall has fired up Supercheap, (Morris and Murphy are wackos and should be punted) so maybe next year Skaife can improve the profile of one of the other lower teams? As to Lowndes & Whincup, the PR guys are all over them. Lowndes never says a bad word about anyone/thing. I really admire Lowndes and cheer for him every race. Even so, he is a genuine bloke and a real gentleman. Whincup on the other hand is another Skaife. He has a real arrogance and RKelly wrong attitude. Looking forward to a strong Ford finish this Indy weekend. Has anyone seen any Ford advertising off the back of the strong showing this year??

Yes Sir!, and thanks for the tips.

hey, get off my car!!

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OK Butto, black (sorry Silhoutte) cars ain't slow. Raven, great shots. Here come mine. If anyone wants selected shots of their own car, PM me and I'll do it asap. more to come.