Turboboy

Don't you blokes dare! I'm too young to be skinned alive! beg, beg, grovel, grovel

And that's when the fight started............ One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?" I replied "Dust". And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************************************ I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started.... ************************************************************************ My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started.... ************************************************************************ I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Crown Lager for $38.50 from Woolies liquor. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started.....

Old Flame I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!' So I told her to f * ck off.

Put me down as a starter Robbo. It's been a bad start to the year and I need a pick me up bad...

This arvo....A black beast in a Harrington Street Sydney carpark. "FG0008" with nice and shiny fancy wheels. Later on Mona Vale Rd at Mona Vale a black GTP, "GTP308". Was doing an afternoon cruise, bored at work so left early! Had some plonker in a Merc A180 trying to take me on???!!! Get a life, wasn't going to race him, but he's kidding right???? Blue T at Avalon "AYA00H". Always see it parked at the same spot?

Came across an interestingly painted Falcon sedan yesterday 17th Jan around 5:30pm. We were both going through the Tunnel heading north. Plates were those red coloured ones with "PFLOYD". Rear of the car was painted as if it was a wall. One the drivers side "Dark side of the moon" artwork. Looked really cool. Assume he is a big fan or he won it??!! Had gran with me so justed cruised by.

RHR, a cruise idea. About 500-600klms depending on where you are coming from. Hopefully the link below works. I have driven part of this before and it a good drive. Morning tea at Dungog, lunch at Singleton. http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=d&sad...mp;t=h&z=10 Cheers

Hey guys and Gals. I'm heading down to Melbourne at the end of the month for my Aunts 90th birthday. Intend to stay with my sister up in the mountain country at Ferny Creek. Yer, yer, yer, before I get any smart arse replies, NO we don't have humps on our backs or 4 legs or 3 eyes, OK!!!! Have googled a few routes and was thinking: Option A: Fill up at Benalla. Caltex have 98 there. Off the Hume to Mansfield via Bridge Creek. Then cut across country to Yea. Dixons Creek, Yarra Glen, Coldstream, Lilydale and then Ferny Creek. Option B: Fill up at Benalla. Off the Hume to Mansfield. At Yarck head to Alexandra, Buxton, Healesville, Coldsteam, etc.... Option C: Fill up at Benalla. Off the Hume to Mansfield. Bigger cross counrty to Warbuton via Jamieson & Matlock. then to Yarra Junction, Seville, Mt Evelyn and a few back streets to Ferny Creek. There's probably a few other variances, so if a few of you can offer any advice, I would gladly accept it. Each of the options above give me some mountain twisties etc...so it comes down to what's the best drive??? Thanks in anticipation. Turboboy

Spotted quite a few today around the Northern Beaches area. The Strathfield boys at Brookvale a a plum coloured turbo ute. Sa w him at Collaroy, a blue sedan at NArrabeen "FRA44T" I think? can't remeber, at Dee Why Beach a mercuro turbo "DAV10S" and a black T with standard yellow plates. Think he works around there, think he was spotted by Senna_T when he cam eout this way a few months back with the GF.

I ain't biten XXR6T, I ain't biten!!

And with good cause!!! Anyone with a Duck is highly suspicious! quack quack!

Well XXR64T, I was at Matraville this morning (not far from you), then made my way to Bondi Beach, (didn't see one XR, but did go by the Coogee Bay Hotel (have they improved their ice cream yet?)) and stopped at Australia's favourite beach for a coffee with the misses...still not an XR in sight . Where are you guys when I want to spot you??? Finally heading home and past "WHOOF" again at Cremorne (he was heading south & me north). Did see a mercury turbo ute "AWL420" at Freshie yesterday though. Cheers

OK, Senna_T becomes a "Mod", yer, yer yer, he's a nice bloke yadda yadda yadda, but now it get's even worserer and worserer!!!! Dags is a Site Admins and revheadRobbo is also a Mod???!!! This has to be a nightmare,....noooooooo,noooooooo,nooooooo :o GOD has lost it and is playing with us!!!! Where else can I post this post!!! aaarrrrgggghhhhhh I'm goin for a drive!

Guys, can you confirm what date your looking at please. I'm keen as. Is it Saturday 24th January 2009?? Thanks Turboboy

Use Caltex 98. What is BP Ultimate better???

You've got my interest.

The sounds like a bit of fun. I did a longer version of it back in August -Maitland, Dungog, Gresford, Singleton, Wisemans etc... That was a long day, but with all the ups and downs, lefts & rights, it was worth it.

Yer thanks PC, but now Dags is definately going to give me the brown nose award for sure

Was out at Castle Hill today. At the Supa Centre looking to buy a laptop for daughter no1 In the car park a few spots up from me was: MBE50L Blueprint with white stripe. Saw a few others as well but too busy driving to get their details, funny that.

Saw this on TV tonight!!! http://www.worldsgreatestbusinessmind.com/...d=WGBM%7CCreate Couldn't believe my eyes! PC, your the best.

Was out at Menai today. In the same car park a Black BF Ute "Craig Lowndes" signature XR8 Boss "BEY59W", just down the road a White GT Rspec with black stripe "Bruzza". Then on Fairford Rd Bankstown a Mercury GT with orange stripe "GTP774". To top it off, on Centenary Ave heading towards the Olympi Stadium two utes coming the other way (knew each other I reckon) "JAY??? & SXY???" around 6:20pm tonight. Saw many others but too busy driving!

you bet I will pumpkin!

Having missed the Snowies cruise due to family commitments, thought this might be a goer for me, but......no so on the 5th I have: Annual Industry breakfast 7:15am - bacon & eggs, you beauty!! Lunch - Motor industry - Toby Hagon from Drive.com.au the guest speaker. Plan to quiz him on COTY, any suggestions from you guys/gals welcome but no guarantee I will use it or even get a question in. Seriously though..an Accord???? it can use 3 cylinders!!..like who gives a sh#t! Dinner - annual company Christmas Party. One very ugly day, but Turboboy is up to it!

Spotted tonight on the Sydney Harbour Bridge heading north around 5:10pm Mercury Turbo...SP4567 Window down, sleeves rolled up having a happy cruise home I guess???

Have to think twice next week when I put the tree up! Oh, and Ralfus, with those jokes man, gett'n a little wifie might be a tad tuff!!!