Drove both my F6 and Redline today. The car is fast and the other is a holden. Geez it would suck if I had to drive a bunky honda.

Guess riding a rather cute blonde will have to suffice then [emoji6] wait...do I even own a car? [emoji47]

Edited 23/10/15 03:29 PM23/10/15 03:29 PM by .Stripes.

So I got rather drunk last night, had a great time. It's not often that 3 of my particular mates and I end up in the same place at the same time, but we all ended up out at a bar together last night and it did NOT disappoint. Two of them were/are stand up comics, so it's always a lot of fun when we drink together. My face hurts from laughing so much.

Came to the end of the night and I booked an Uber, but the dude called me and got all confused...he had no idea where I was, I had no idea where he was...I couldn't understand what he was saying...so decided "f*ck it", cancelled the uber and walked to the train station. Waited half an hour for a train then spent the next 20 mins on the train, at nearly midnight on a Friday night, listening to some really uninteresting suits talking real estate and sh*t.

Got to my stop and figured I'd walk a bit then call an Uber to take me home via maccas drive-thru...somehow decided, in my infinite drunken wisdom to start running...ran 4km before I decided I was starting to sober up a little too much to keep running indefinitely...so started walking, with the intention of calling an Uber when I got tired.

Kept walking, somehow had gotten it into my head that I was determined to see if I could walk the whole way. Ended up walking through maccas drive-thru...right in front of some cops...and got served! Was a most glorious moment! Kept walking.

After 2hrs, a 4km run and followed by another 6km odd of walking I finally got home, still somewhat drunk. It's now 11am and I've already done 14,000 steps since midnight lol.

Oh and turns out I drunk Snapchated the entire adventure and it was apparently hilarious (multiple accounts).

I also woke up to nudes. All in all, a good night. 10/10 would bang.

You feel like a champion runner when drunk.

Yeah I was feeling pretty awesome for most of it Kimbo! Also, turns out my housemate hadn't watched the Snapchats yet...so I just got to see them all hahaha, glorious!

Good work. Love it. Nearly as good as the car park challenge on a Snowies cruise.

Records were also set for man cans, him tins etc evidence is ensconced in the "incident book"

for future reference

Drunk is cool.

My name says it all.

I have done the town to home walk a few times cause blew all my cash at the casino and was blind drunk. Some strange things can happen on a drunken early morning walk. like I can become Usain bolt when a car load of people pull up next to you at 4am on a main road. that's happened before. My walk is just under 25k so yeah the heads not the only thing that's sore the next day.

Super dry time

I've done a drunken run home once from a mate's wedding reception in Fremantle. Was only living about 2.5km away luckily but I agree about feeling like a champion runner, it's uncanny

Edited 24/10/15 12:28 PM24/10/15 12:28 PM by -Stever-

The look on my sons face when he first heard the monster trucks fire up.

Not being this guy:

I reckon he must have used the same sign writer who put the first lot of stickers on my GT...

Edited 26/10/15 02:53 PM26/10/15 02:53 PM by .Stripes.

Fark 2x d4d signage next to each other at different heights looks mint.....

Wtf is wrong with ppl