The What's Pi$$Ing You Off Thread

[old_mate]

I thought the ante natal class ate wang at the time, but now that my son is out and all that im glad I went

[Paulie2256]

^^^^ not sure what they are on about ^^^^

[EFSIX]

x2 ??

[sexual harrassment panda]

I aint doing that crap... I <3 Bananas dat in da bum

oxymoron????

what is grinding my gears is waking up at 4 for the last round before nursey left for work . . . . and now not being able to sleep farken

[Never had any say Panda]

Took 2 laxatives cause no poop in 2.5 days..

Now farting like a champion.. Not game enough to fall asleep..

[ms700]

plastic sheets ftw

[Dagabond]

Not sure if I should post this here or feel good...

Settled on the fact today that chrissie this year will be my first all on my lonesome, most of the family have blown to the wind/passed on/interstate/working so this xmas is looking like just another day without all the head fcks.

Kinda strange given that in years gone by we always had HUGE family and friends bashes.

[ms700]

make a effort to go to a friends place for xmas dags

friends = no family bullchit

[Never had any say Panda]

Yeah mate MS is Actually making sense there..

I'm leaving my very very pregnant wife (who could possibly pop) and tripping up to spend Christmas with my old man.. Might be the last chance I get so I've gotta take it when I can.

[Never had any say Panda]

Also my wife just pointed out that the bottle of prescription laxative has the label folded over..

Apparently the fold conveniently covered the '1/'

I read it as 2 tablet as necessary..