sperm or autocorrect?

Lets just say that when the kids are asleep I ain't using electrical devices that have an auto correct feature.

Lets just say you should look at birth control

Up the bum no babies?

Pfft - roll her over and she might get pregnant

Unlikely. We've made sure of that. 

 

4 kids is enough thank you very much 

Am still not going to eat a PB&J sandwich

Just think how good the texture of it will be with that mental association 

The perfect secret santa present.