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  • FREAKY
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  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne
Posted (edited)

fair enough ciaran

ok here guys try this...

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair

2. U can't wash your eyes with soap

3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things
I
know about you...

1) U are reading this

2) U are human.

3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips

4) U just attempted to do it

6) U are laughing at yourself

7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5

8)
U just checked to see if there is a No.5

9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.

10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

funny?

Edited by Ford Freak
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  • Thooperrrrrrr
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  • Gender: Male
  • Location: NOR, Western Australia
Posted

After getting fooled in the first lot, I didn't attempt to say P - but I didnt notice there wasnt a number 5 haha.

  • You've changed man....
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  • Member For: 15y 8m 20d
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  • Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805
Posted

Our power is out. Housemates daughter says, oh no. Does that mean the toilet wont flush?

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  • Turboless
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  • Member For: 15y 6m 20d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Geelong, Victoria
Posted

If that's the chick with a kid staino...she's retarded. This world is fcked these days with the amount of stupid kunts out there.

Fell off the roof again today. Landed on my feet though and went ape sh*t at the boss for not having any weight of the truss when it was coming down. Fark!!! Why am I still doing this job. Wanna blow up this cockhead drillers truck for screwing me round. Karma kunt...its coming

:banghead: what a day I've had..ready to punch someone in the head.

Stop calling thestaino <3 bananas USA basketball team the dream team. That was back in 1992 and with far better players than now ffs! No Jordan..no Magic..no Larry...definitely not a dream team! Arrrgghhhh

  • ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE...
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  • Member For: 18y 3m 16d
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  • Location: Adelaide
Posted

say yes it wont flush now ............................pee on me ill hold it for u ....................in my belly button

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  • Legacy Donating Member
  • Member For: 15y 2m 12d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Surrey Hills, Melbourne
Posted

If that's the chick with a kid staino...she's retarded. This world is fcked these days with the amount of stupid kunts out there.

Fell off the roof again today. Landed on my feet though and went ape sh*t at the boss for not having any weight of the truss when it was coming down. Fark!!! Why am I still doing this job. Wanna blow up this cockhead drillers truck for screwing me round. Karma kunt...its coming

:banghead: what a day I've had..ready to punch someone in the head.

Stop calling thestaino <3 bananas USA basketball team the dream team. That was back in 1992 and with far better players than now ffs! No Jordan..no Magic..no Larry...definitely not a dream team! Arrrgghhhh

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out.

  • ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE...
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  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Adelaide
Posted

and ...........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Turboless
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  • Member For: 15y 6m 20d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Geelong, Victoria
Posted

I'm hearing ya staino. Gimme a scotch. The whole bottle should do it.

  • billet turbos and weathered engines dont mix
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  • Member For: 14y 3m 25d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Wollongong
Posted

SHY, get yourself a boxing bag or an old set of tyres, latter is for blowing them of your car when your frustrated like I do!

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