Service Station Stories

[Kimberley Scott]

Tab having now had the experience I kinda inclined to agree, but indians will throw themselves at any job and tend to get exploited. that's why there are so many of them at servos and seven elevens. I am not a unionist by any stretch of the imagination, but bosses that expolit there workesr need a good farking kicking.

Scotty

[ENVY-T]

On my way to work the other morning, 4am, I stopped to fill up. Pull the nozzle out and nothing happens. Wait a few more seconds then I head over to the door cos I couldn't see anyone. The door was locked, so I scanned the store and saw the hotdot asleep arms crossed on a gas lift bar stool. The evil thoughts had already brought a smile to my face. So I walked over to window nearest his dear sleeping head, and I hit it bloody hard with my hand and screamed wake up wake up!!

His reaction was akin to having vindaloo rubbed in your eyes! A can of red bull, a coffee mug (1/2 full) and anything not nailed down within arms length was strewn all over the place, not to mention the hotdot who was now a quivering mess on the floor! After he regained his feet and I could take a breath from laughing, I said I need fuel, the poor bastard was so frazzled he sat at the consol pushing buttons like Homer J at the Nuclear plant! LMFAO

[Kimberley Scott]

What are you sick of picking on inbreed V8 drivers, now its indians eh?

Scotty

[senna_T]

at least it wasn't an EMO asleep, envy would be on the news!

[jsmith]

Ah Envy, That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while, cheers for sharing that.

[ENVY-T]

What are you sick of picking on inbreed V8 drivers, now its indians eh?

Scotty

Nope. Anyone is fair game! lol

at least it wasn't an EMO asleep, envy would be on the news!

Funny you say that! Same servo a few weeks earlier, I was paying for my fuel (he was wide awake this time), when half a dozen EMO chicks walk in. I also happen to be wearing my EMO t-Shirt which has a big cartoon pic of an EMO head and the slogan " Cheer up EMO kid " under it! I was expecting smartarse comments when I heard one of then say look at his shirt. Instead they giggled. I looked at them and said, " Well it did it it's job, your smiling, you may live to see another day! " LOL

Ah Envy, That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while, cheers for sharing that.

Thanks. I try.

[Adrian6T]

Why isn't pay at the pump an option here in Australia? That's one of the first things I really started to miss (and still do) since arriving here over 9 years ago.

Newl,

BP used to do it but when they started to notice that the sales coke, chips, chocolate and icecream dropped they canned it to bring the customers back into the shop.

Cheers

Adrian

[Iconic Bionic]

Simple fact is they are willing to work....if only all aussies had the same mindset.

Yes you do still have a very high post count and we will never catch up to you.

I.B.

[tab]

Ok then :smilecouncil:

PS: Are you retarded or am I missing your attempt at humour?

[XR06T]

Newl,

BP used to do it but when they started to notice that the sales coke, chips, chocolate and icecream dropped they canned it to bring the customers back into the shop.

Cheers

Adrian

ah yep, that makes sence.