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mickbundy

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  1. They look great At least the ute is in being a 2 door like all previous Cobra's the 4 door well it could be a ring in
  2. Think Mal (SPONSOR) the gearbox and diff GURU said something about he was looking at making a kit for the utes dont know how far it got
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  4. I paid $400 for a new 18" Dunlop tyre today so if you can get 4 partly worn with rims yep it is a bargain As for yours it is what someone is willing to pay Cheers
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  6. G6 (gas6)??? G6E (gas6t)??? wild guess but hey
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  11. **GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I A POOFTA?" SELF EXAMINATION !** 1. If you are over thirty, and you have a ‘six pak’ stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing diets. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Faaaaarking *beep*. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Here puss puss puss, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Poofta. A straight man only sucks on snags, prawns, crabs, crayfish, pies ‘n sauce, a full strength smoke, an ice cold stubby, or a good set of tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a Poof. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public dunny or piss in a public place, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a rod in the back door. Coffee is to be strong, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim "and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had Sacarin in your mouth, you've had a man there, too. 6. If you know more than six names of colors, or four different types of wine, you might as well be handing out free passes to your arse. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the AFL, NRL, NBA, Australian Cricket team and V8 Supercar Drivers. If you can pick out chartreuse, or you know what "fisting" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are a Pooftillian. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to ‘signal’ at a driver with interstate number plates, or to cut the wa*ker off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, drag back on is Winnie blue, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his hornbag in the passenger seat.
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  13. It is what the torque converter bolts to the flex plate is bolted to the crank just like the fly wheel and this bolts to the converter maybe some members have a photo Cheers
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  15. TOM TOM is a OK product even a old fool like me can use it May not listen to but can use it hahahaha I am sure I have heard it sigh with a few of my early turns
  16. Come on fellas these XR 6 Turbos are good but for Christ sakes get a grip on life and not your k nobs you may have beat a big bike but trust me he wasnt racing you might have thought you were Stuffin hell pizz in your mats pocket not mine
  17. > Counterfeit Money, And our wonderful police service. So whats your point the cops are as slow as she is or have I missed something
  18. ] As MB said real nice job looks great hope it goes as well as it looks
  19. As FORDBOY 1981 said it is a personnel thing I went the other way turbo XR8 then back to a turbo which ever way you decide to go good luck and enjoy
  20. mickbundy

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    THANKS FOR THE INFO I will not try and smoke a V8 Late model camira sh*t would hate to be embarrassed might head down the Expensive Daewoo dealers tomorrow and forget what I have seen and learn t Just goes to show you cant believe every thing you have done or seen
  21. mickbundy

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    to both of you enjoy
  22. What that aint normal ??? see your tuner cause you been ripped off YEP DAGS 2nd bottle still firmly in hand
  23. ] IS that you looking over the fence DUDE you would need something bigger faster and blacker than you have got to do it lol Take care aye
  24. Not wrong there mate (DO A SKID) bloody hoon, speed, BLOODY HOON race (and no I do not condone this on single lanes) HOON ) BE a old Pri kkkk like me self want to impress me kids with a skid ( HOON ) destroy him crush and confiscate his vehicle so in most of todays society you would be better off punching the cop in the face before he has a chance of writing your ticket Hoping he falls back and smashes his head open on a KERB and letting the courts deal with it Cause in Western Australia you kill some poor *beep* in a fight or smash that is fine it was a accident so it is OK but hey you try and do a skid and you will be after aq few trys e4nding up on skid row HOW FURGED IS THE RULES FOR Stuffs sake ??????????? It is clearly a money thing not a JUSTICE or safety thing And no I aint been done for any of the above (WELL thinking YEP would like to do a few ) and would have smacked and busted there heads open on KERBS but in WEST AUS that is legal has got me BUGGERED so yep I will push me luck and do a SKID and hope I dont get or end up on skid row I mean How stuffed is the law if they got a fix on it so would the rest of society that's MY GRIPE for THE WEEK
  25. 3 legs 3 months to decide who says Vics are slow and no it aint sour grapes you Vics can have Juddy lol
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