She's so skinny she has to wear a leg rope in the shower. She's so skinny, she swallowed a grain of rice and we thought she was pregnant. Q. hows ya mothers chooks. A. they turned into emu's and kicked down the dunny door. bonza, bottler, bewdy, cobber, digger, blue, skippy, yobbo, drongo,wombat, Vegimite. She's so ugly, it looks like someones done a burnout on her face. she's so ugly, she buys oil of ulan in 44 gallon drums. Your breath smells like a taxi drivers vacume cleaner. B.O.- Next time you shower, turn the water on. Have you been using that thrush flavored deoderant again.