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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

You don't look at the fire place while your stoking the fire place.

She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.

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she goes down like the $2 hooker.

she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose..

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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

You don't look at the fire place while your stoking the fire place.

She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.

You don't look at the mantle piece whilst stoking the fire...

Also seen on the last page & had to correct, it's "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink."

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All just sisters walking on there hands

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she's a 10 to 2

at 10pm she's a 2 and at 2am she's a 10.

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Pulls harder than a bus full of school boys.

Rather push my Ford than drive a Holden.

God created Holdens to keep dickheads out of Fords.

All time favourite is......YA MUM.

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That guy must have 2 dicks, he couldn't be that stupid playing with one...

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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

You don't look at the fire place while your stoking the fire place.

She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.

You don't look at the MANTLE while your stoking the fire place.

She could suck a tennis ball through a METER OF GARDEN HOSE.

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