one in the pink, one in the stink. love it keep em coming.

Lol a guy at work used that one so much it lost all meaning

dumb as a box of hammers

I'd do things to her you wouln't do to a farm animal

The best part of you ran down your mother leg that night

Face like a smashed crab

Your cars like a clitoris, every cvnt has one

Look like a dropped meat pie with sauce

rough as a badgers arse !

mad as a box of frogs !

cheap as chips !

Add to cart.

your as ugly as a hat full of *ssholes.

you haven't been hit with ugly stick,you've been hit with the whole dam forest!!

I've got a headache,with a head like that it should ache ALL the time.

as dry as a nuns nasty.

as dry as a dead dogs donger.

before you get the best,you have to have the worst.

coming second is the first loser.

funnier than a bum full of smarties