20pounds Member 180 Member For: 18y 14d Gender: Male Posted 04/07/11 10:24 AM Posted 04/07/11 10:24 AM Lower than a snakes ballbag.
400KwXr6t Member 129 Member For: 19y 1m 22d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 04/07/11 11:33 AM Posted 04/07/11 11:33 AM Flat out like a lizard drinking
Turbo6FG Legacy Donating Member 497 Member For: 16y 7m 7d Gender: Male Posted 05/07/11 05:07 AM Posted 05/07/11 05:07 AM Man who walks thru narrow airport door sidways is going to Bangkok
Pazzo Legacy Donating Member 11,132 Member For: 15y 11m 17d Gender: Male Posted 05/07/11 05:24 AM Author Posted 05/07/11 05:24 AM your sister is so ugly, we had to tie chops around her neck so the dogs would play with her.
400KwXr6t Member 129 Member For: 19y 1m 22d Gender: Male Location: Perth Posted 05/07/11 11:25 AM Posted 05/07/11 11:25 AM Your an ankle. 3 foot lower than a c*nt!
STAINLESS again plz You've changed man.... Legacy Donating Member 8,142 Member For: 15y 9m 11d Gender: Male Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805 Posted 05/07/11 11:34 AM Posted 05/07/11 11:34 AM She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.I just dropped my sh*t
will-82 Member 427 Member For: 21y 8m 23d Location: sydney Posted 05/07/11 11:59 AM Posted 05/07/11 11:59 AM Your an ankle. 3 foot lower than a c*nt!Havent heard that one before! Will be using it though
Adam Here since the start... Legacy Donating Member 10,282 Member For: 23y 5m 13d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 05/07/11 12:03 PM Posted 05/07/11 12:03 PM She could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket.I've heard a similar one to that...You could eat an apple through a tennis racket. (for buck toothed people).Suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.
Adam Here since the start... Legacy Donating Member 10,282 Member For: 23y 5m 13d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 05/07/11 12:05 PM Posted 05/07/11 12:05 PM confucious also say: man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs.Just rub whiskey and sand into the area. They'll get drunk and throw rocks at each other. They'll be dead in no time.
Adam Here since the start... Legacy Donating Member 10,282 Member For: 23y 5m 13d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Posted 05/07/11 12:09 PM Posted 05/07/11 12:09 PM I thought these 2 from another thread were very funny. Hadn't heard either before.You're tighter than 2 coats of paint !I bet you give out homing pigeons as birthday presents?
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