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[typing a message on an internet chat room]

Jay: All you motherf*ckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f*ck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f*cks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our sh*t, then sh*t out our sh*t, then eat their sh*t which is made up of our sh*t that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherf*cks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

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here's a few

don't argue with a idiot,he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I asked god for a bike, but I know god does not work that way, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

if sex is a pain in the ass, then your doing it wrong.

a computer once beat me at chess, but lost at kickboxing.

crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

  • You've changed man....
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Manuals are better if you live on mt panorama

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the carnt is lower than a gophers basement.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

suck thechrome off a cadillac

eat an apple through a tennis racket !

couldnt fight sh*te !

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it's goonigoogoo, eddie murphy delirious. if that's what you mean?

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the only person who knows how to spell it is eddie murphy. he invented it haha...

oh I guess aunt bundy and her fish catching kids too...

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If you argue with an idiot, all you will get is two idiots arguing.

Tis better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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it's harder to pick (a winner) than a broken nose!!

he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paperbag...

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Light travels faster than sound. Some people appear bright until they speak.

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.

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