Yes I don't have that issue. Not to rub it in but us teachers get 12 weeks year in year out. Don't let them fool u by saying "we work lots in that time period". Maybe an hour or two here and there.

SDP you were on fire last night! You might want to go check your back seat cause apparently you pissed on it!!!!

hahaha tell that to worm.

the forum boys rocking hard lol

get to throw a leg in any 2256 ?

for you j@

Brave man takin shots in there...

Fark yeh well done 2256

Internet rules dags, they override strip club rules.

Edited December 22, 201213 yr by Paulie2256

^^^ this guy for president ^^^

hahaha so funny ... Pauline. .. draw a woman more in the pic coz not clear enough for j@ to fap

Nice effort Paulie.. No strip clubs in my town though.. Too churchy..

Well my day yesterday was awesome.. As my display name change suggests I was slightly drunk.. Just slightly.. Dealing with the backlash from that today..

Early beer and brekkie at work..

Followed by rum and ping pong..

Followed by scotch and team meeting..

Followed by wine and lunch at Encores (red and white I didn't discriminate)..

Followed by pub crawl which involved numerous ciders and rums..

Followed by barefoot bowls and much more beer..

Day was going great to about now.

Wife picked me up.. Took me shopping!! She was suppose to do that before picking me up..

Then I started to get sleepy and yawned while perfume sales lady in Priceline sprayed a sampler for the wife.. Took perfume right onto the back off my throat and then gave them steak and beer on their floor in return..

So that's the first reason wifey was angry..

She took me home.. Made me cook dinner.. Then she said she was feeling sick.. So I kissed her on the forehead.. Had a kiwi shower (deodorant) changed into jeans and caught a cab to town..

So now is where a critical error had happened previously.. I had left my personal business Visa card on the bowls club counter.. But I didn't realise this at that point.

So without thinking across the rest of the night drinking with alot of blokes who worked for me and gave me work across the year I did the following:

- cabbed into the pub

- started a bar tab at the first pub

- another bar tab at second pub

- bar tab at third pub

- cabbed home..

Cab was $110 each way.. Bar tabs got worse the drunker I got.. Ended up being about a 1500 night out.. And I put the whole thing on the joint account.. Whoops.

All I can say is thank god there isn't strippers in town or I'd be lining up for a homeless shelter tonight..

Highlights of the day:

1. Betting my boss a hundred bucks I could put a bowl right next to the kitty.. He agreed so I walked down and put a bowl right next to the kitty.. He actually paid (I love people drunker then me).

2. One of the uni students who did some work with me nailed the bosses daughter in the toilet of a pub.. While we walked from the pub to lawn bowls.. Then when they arrived at lawn bowls he told us all about it.. Very very loudly with her dad about 4 feet away.. Drunk kids are awesome!

3. Vomiting in price line.. I hate that f*cking shop..

Sign me up for next year!! That was awesome!

Fark mate me,2256,shp,buffy,u and freakys mum need to get together one time

It would make front page

hahah

Fark mate me,2256,shp,buffy,u and freakys mum need to get together one time

It would make front page

^^^^^ this needs to happen ^^^^^

Maybe include pazzo.. I hear he goes off like a frog in a sock..