I assume fluffy works in a big building.

Making sandwiches an doing dishes.

I call this the DREAM hahahah ........arhhhhh only if

nar I couldnt give 2 phucks pazzo shes big enough to fight her own battles

I'm saying she's always fighting yours Jet.

dear qantas club,

please remove the pits from your olives.

regards

SHP

ps. thanks for the scotch

Jeez SHP.. You sound almost refined mate.. Eating olives in Qantas Club.. Skeesh

with chilli not as good as the garlic and chilli ones from me local coles but the scotch makes up for it.

struggling to stay awake, gob in brisbane got postponed so I'm waiting for a flight back to cairns. kinda happy it got put off as I get to sort out the end of month paperwork. never thought I would have a paperwork job, covered in oil, grease and lead one day, looking all suave the next.

Brisbane just for a gob?

WIN!

feck yeh staino lol gone further for less? lol

oh ok pazz all good

I wish, but no. Easy enough to gat laid in cairns, never tried in brissie. I'd have to fire the first round into the ground or there would be a hole in the back of her throat, reckon I'm on a record for longest run without a ckeey rub.

well gotta go, one more scotch and then get the lady friends some krispy kremes

I had 2 bags to check in and one as carry on, check in chick says the combined weight of the 2 bags is 2kg to heavy. I took out camera and toiletries bag out of the lighter bag and put them in carry on and she said all good sir.

can someone please explain the logic of this?

was she blonde?