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  • Member For: 6y 4m 22d
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: Victoria

If you look at your own character,  you'll realise you pretty thin. You are nothing. A conscious that was given a name, and a few ideas.

 

That's us. Enjoying our meaningless lifes

 

 

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk

Make your own song, it's hilarious.😂

 

I tried the dating profile generator. This is fun. I sound like a catch.

 

Could you be that special gracious (but not deranged) one for an optimistic housekeeper?

 

Hey, How are you? I read your profile and you sound gracious. Are you interested in boxing? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm predatory and you'll have noticed my skinny toes. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

 

Looking through your photos, you look very spiky and extremely moist. I particularly like your ruddy fingers. You're not deranged though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody deranged, so please put me out of my misery.

 

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my Woman, Hamster to the vet and said, "My Woman is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Hamster up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature." Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down." Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?" "No, because she's really heavy." Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping end users.

 

My job as a housekeeper is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very optimistic man. Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how optimistic I can be.

 

 

 

Wow 😂😂😂😂

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  • Member For: 12y 1m 22d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Not in Cairns anymore
  • less WHY; more WOT
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  • Member For: 17y 1m 14d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Melbourne

well, since I don't eat breakfast, and she made it for herself and she's not my wife, I'd say... yes?

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  • Member For: 10y 1m 2d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Canberra ACT

Reading this while standing in the coffee line. Had a busy morning and suddenly realised what the hell I've only had one so far.

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