JJ_Phantom

What really upsets me is that 1000's of people have died from this quake - and 1000's more will continue to if they don't get help - - yet the yanks are sitting next door in iraq doing nothing.

So if they don't drive at night they will be better off after the first year how?? You'll just have a lot more people that have just come off their P's driving around at night with even less experience at night driving. What about all the Kids that are out doing late shifts at Maccas/woolies/etc? Do mum and Dad have to go pick them up because they finish at 12? Bloody stupid idea if you ask me.

Nigerian herbalist shot dead as anti-bullet charm fails From AFP December 18, 2003 A traditional doctor in central Nigeria has been shot dead by a patient who was testing the potency of an anti-bullet charm the herbalist had prepared for him, police told AFP on Wednesday. Ashi Terfa died when patient Umaa Akor fired a gun at his head two weeks ago in south-central Benue state, police spokesman Bode Fakeye said. "Akor went for an insurance against bullets and contacted Terfa to prepare it for him," he said. "To confirm its efficacy, the herbalist tied the charm around his neck and insisted that Akor should fire a gun at him. The experiment proved fatal for the herbalist and his skull was shattered," he added. "He died immediately". Fakeye said the suspect had appeared in court for culpable homicide, but had been release on bail. "The motive to kill could not be established against the suspect since the herbalist asked him to shoot to test the charm," he added. The belief in withcraft and charms is rife in Africa. AFP

there's an article on the new DJR BAII on the drive.com.au Sounds like it's going to be one great car - especially with the race brakes!!

Just got sent this from some loser at work: http://www.lordotringsshop.com/lotrshop/masks.asp Thought some of you lord of the rings guys might enjoy.

I buy a pair of Black Lambo's and head up the parkway with the mrs doing 40km/h!

Everyones probably either seen these before or know by heart, but with summer coming on... Subject: FW: STANDARD BACKYARD CRICKET RULES > > Can't Get Out First Ball : Curious rule introduced to give the token > unco bas*ard a reprieve. Smart-arse batsmen use it to hone their > reverse sweep which becomes interesting when smart-arse bowlers use it > to hone their beamer. > > Caught Behind: Since no-one has the desire or the reflexes to stand in > the slips cordon, an edge onto the back fence constitutes instant > dismissal. Has signalled the death of the late cut. > > One Hand, One Bounce: This popular innovation (When a fielder can > dismiss a batsman by catching the ball in one hand on the first > bounce) is essential to the very fabric of the sport. Importantly, it > means a game can be organised with a minimum of players. More > importantly, it means you don't have to put your beer down. > > No LBW : When no umpires are av ailable (or trustworthy), the onl y > option is to can the LBW rule altogether, ensuring cagey batsmen > shuffle across the crease as if test driving a Zimmer frame. > > Six And Out (Then Fetch It) : Introduced to combat space and energy > restrictions. It's rumoured to have been initiated by a hapless bowler > living alongside a pack of Rottweilers. > > ESSENTIAL ITEMS - > > Esky : Strategically placed at the bowler's end, the esky is the > shrine, the fuel, the Richie Benaud of backyard cricket - because it > holds the beer. > > Balls : A minimum of 3 tennis balls is advised, as there's always some > pissed smart-arse who delights in tonking them over the fence. > Advanced exponents use electrical tape around half the ball to give it > more swing than Austin Powers. > > Dog : Preferable of Kelpie or Heeler extraction, so it can field every > ball, including those that dissapear under the h ouse or thorny bushes. > Th e downside is that they produce more slobber than a 14 year old male > Penthouse reader. The upside is the dog will sleep for 3 days straight > afterwards. > > Rubbish Bin : It would be nice to think you can clean up your own > mess, but in reality the bin makes a perfect set of stumps. > > Bat : Boasting multiple scratches and dents, and no grip left on the > handle, it's usually of 1980's vintage, with a fake signature of Allan > Border or Merv Hughes providing added backyard cult status. > > CODE OF ETHICS - > > Stumps : The game draws to a close when, > > a) your pissed host finally cooks the snags after the barbie has run > out of gas, > B) Macca hits the last ball onto the road and it dissapears down the > drain, or > c) your girlfriend cracks the sh*ts and wants to go home because you > "become a bas*ard" when you hang around with your mates. >< BR>> Flower Damage : Any respe ctful male will cringe and help hide the fact > that you have just topped your girlfriend's petunias. Somehow, the > universal threat of a week-long drought bonds the male species. > > Spilt Beer : Ideally, the offending batsman should apologise profusely > and offer to replace the vanquished stubbie. Fat Chance. The feat > prompts sh*tloads of laughter, and the usually triumphant "Get me one > while you're at it!" > > No Running Between Wickets : Every backyard cricket specialist should > know this phrase, "The words fun and run don't go together." Just ask > Arjuna Ranatunga. Besides, how the f#$ck are you supposed to run in > thongs? > > Courtesy Call : Always invite the chicks to have a bat. They usually > say no, but on the odd occasion, they do take a grip of the willow. > You can bowl a couple of dollies to her so she can hit before ending > this freakish sideshow with a yorker. Most chicks hold a bat as if > they're chopping wood. And they can't handle yorkers.

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No way for me - - I like all the badges. I'm proud I'm driving a Ford Proud I'm driving a Falcon & proud I'm driving a Turbo. any badges left??

but come on - - - The neighbours daughter looks like Britney Spears and she swims topless with all her friends!!! I'm only human...

If anyone can't afford a BA - - don't bother with an AU - - stick to to EL, she is such a great car.

I've always been a Ford man - - But my cars haven't all been sadly. My 1st car - Mum's 85 Barina. Was a good car to have first up because I crashed it 3 times. A 84 Camira. Needed a car on pay day so I went out with $800 and bought it - came home with $150 change even. Had it for the life of the rego (11months), never checked the oil, or the water - and didn't have a problem. My first beast - a red S pack EA. Bloody great car until some low life bas*ard decided to steal/burn it. Wasn't insured (until 24 male with 3 accidents = $$$). Worst thing was paying for it for another year after it was gone. A mid 80's Pulsar. Was a way to get around while I finished paying for the EA. Gave it away for nothing eventually. Had a bloody huge huntsman spider in it that I could never catch - scared the Sh!t out of me a lot of times. My 2nd Beast. 97 EL XR6. Bloody awesome car - - It was going to take a REALLY good car for me to trade her in.

Any girls want to volunteer to see if my way works?

AMHO93, I emailed you on the address you left, I should be able to help, JJ

A passenger plane travelling to California is suddenly hit with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores. Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of miles from home, he cannot but admire the beauty of the island he has found himself on. Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another survivor from the crash. He runs over and sees that she is not breathing, so quickly he gives her the kiss of life. After several attempts she coughs into life. As she wipes the hair from her face he now can see who it is...it's Kylie Minogue! Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an Immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her newfound love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong. "Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've found this island paradise. We have all the food and water we could require, and I have you, but still I can't help feeling there's something missing." Kylie replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll do anything". "Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?" OK" "And my trousers?" "OK" At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the ground, and draws a neat moustache on her lips. "OK... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off the other way and meet you half way." "OK dear, whatever will make you happy." So off they set. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach, at which point he breaks into a sprint, runs up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and shouts: "Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm shagging!!"

Astro boy The D Generation Main Event

> Subject: Public Service Flex > > Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts and > souls out. Their department was just too busy for staff to be able > take flex. But there had to be a way........ One of the two public > servants suddenly lifted his head. "I know how to get some time off > work" the man whispered. > > "How?" hissed the blonde at the next workstation. > > Instead of answering, the man quickly looked around. No sign of his > Director. He jumped up on his desk, kicked out a couple of ceiling > tiles and hoisted himself up. "Look!" he hissed, then swinging his > legs over a metal pipe, hung upside down. > > Within seconds, the Director emerged from the Branch Head's office at > the far end of the floor. He saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, > and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing. > > "I'm a light bulb" answered the public servant. > > "I think you need some time off," barked the Director. "Get out of > here - that's an order - and I don't want to see you back here for at > least another two days! You understand me?" > > "Yes sir' the public servant answered meekly, then jumped down, > logged off his computer and left. > > The blonde was hot on his heels. > > "Where do you think you're going?" the boss asked. > > "Home," she said lightly. "I can't work in the dark."

Question: Who was the best player in the All Black back line? Answer: Stirling Mortlock

Is that dish for picking up international porn?

You Boring, traditional old fart

I didn't think purple and orange would go together, but we had one of each together on the Meet & Greet on Sunday - - - And they looked damn hot! Think I'd have to actually see it 'in the flesh'.

Looks good - great colour Wouldn't remove badges though - I'm proud of my car. Please tell me you didn't remove the Mighty Blue oval off the back!!

Sorry Kitty -I'm the same.... if they can fit one more for lunch, I'm in - but I'm cool to grab something in Dickson if need be

Any chance you'll be wearing the little red astina top Kitty?

I'm still keen