Macktheknife

Sorry Worm, I'm committed elsewhere but goodonya for giving it a go. The photo of yours truly in my details is me after having the whole lot taken off including a full beard & eyebrows. (Think I got a bit over $1100) My wife didn't know me until I spoke. So go hard mate.

Dont be frightened. I have a wonderful hardly used Bowls Akubra, nice two tone Lowes sourced 95% rayon cardigan and a great plastic backed picnic rug I picked up for a song at Aldi. Nothing to be ashamed of in the ownership thereof. Just get a few odd looks from other Mazda owners sometimes. Not too sure why that is. Yes yes, I know you wont understand but there is a message there from the past.

There is simply no way that this tax, in whatever form it is manifested, will not add substancially to an overall cost of everything that is consumed by the public and It just makes no sense to pretend that what we do will make a tad of difference globally. Therefore, far better for us to wait until the global giants develop the technology that brings economic feasability. God forbid, imagine if the Rudd ideal had been achieved prior to the disaster that was Copehagen. So far as Green power is concerned, there is just no technology available today that in any way is not at least 10 times more inefficiant than current base load Coal Fired power generation. But, there is Uranium.....& we have plenty. Yesterday, I recieved my latest (Qld)power bill. $205 increase on the same period last year & since that time, I have done the full energy saving thing as outlined by that intellectual dwarf, Bill Shorten. This is symptomatic of much Labor governments that have spawned the Giants like "Power Point" Peter Beatty. (Yes, yes. Power costs will go down with more competition.....!!) But hey, I'm a bit proud to be a swinging voter, one of the ones that will work hard to vote agin those that just dont come up to the mark. I have voted Labor in the past when conservative Gubmints had gone stale. Unfortunatly, IMO that currently applies federally and in particular to Qld & NSW and they deserve to be hounded & derided until they no longer occupy their current positions. There....I feel a lot better now. Think I'll have a wee dram of Non Carbonised Single Malt to calm me down before dinner tonight. Gawd....

Just moved out of my office at Rocklea this morning. Office is in behind the Shell Truckstop at Rocklea. There is a 74 floodmark on the wall of one of the buildings there and if this dude gets to that level or beyond......fark. Came back through the city and couldn't believe the pontoons etc being swept down from upriver. Gunna be a long long time before Qld (& others) recover from this. Specially since Krud & the gang spent all of that hard earned Future Fund we had stashed away..!! Ah well, just borrow a few more Kev (1 x Kev = 1 x Bill)of our Northern co-owners and add it to the already freakish interest bill that we pay each day. In the words of A E Newman "Wot me worry?

Some say he has BBQ'd snags shoulder to shoulder with the forums answer to Heston. All we can say is we know him as....The Big.....

If there aint no bigsh*t hail, I might be at Aspley macca's in me Turbo Diesel Sorrento just to say g'day to all you youngsters and to drool over your machines a bit. Mack.

But what if you're already pretty good looking and dont have hair?

Dont suppose you could paint it Mercury Silver aye?

Get a new softer funnel & some more baked beans.

macka

Except that Jim said "you're a pack of arseholes"

Could have been worse Buff, like a double date Ranga/Anna combo, both in hard hats & flouro's of course. Struth.......

roadrunner !!

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Ta Dags, I luv it when ya talk dirty to me. Reckon I need a bit of ?

areus

Just gotta luuuve those whistly thingo's.... Errm even if they are on an oiler....

I reckon with enough blue smarties on board, Claude would make a great Gits...... For youse ducktards that dont underconstumble, that Stig downunder..... Jaysus I just farken kill me sometimes...

Hey there Folks,anyone happen to catch that new (to me anyway) show on the ABC last night where people have to give impromtu speech's? Yes? Well did you recognise one Mr Brendan Morant? Yep, the one & only Lumpen Prolatariat. Didn't win but did pretty well, just let down by a slight second or two of brain freeze. Bloody goodonya Lumpy.

HEY...... You be staying away from MY smarties now Jules yahear? Plenty in Woolies/coles for the likes of you part-timers Dems whats got me & Claude as far as we have so I reckon there's a good example out there.

Ahhh. Brisbane weather. Unpredictably great. Four days in Darwin? Predictably Hot.... 34, 35, 35, 34. Darwin: Man that place is getting a move on with all the resource business happening. Has a real buzz going and the next place to be.

Braindead is like stupid. There aint no cure.

Still makes me crack up.

Yeah he's still alive and growing so I hear. 7'4" by now. Lots of growth hormones in Bundy......

He haw, He haw, He Hawlways says that......