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  • Blown Happiness
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One of my favourite quotes from The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

Conversation with you is like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.

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  • Moar Powar Babeh
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Also from Ford Fairlane "I dont play hard to get I play hard to want"

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so tight that when he dropped 5c, it hit him on the back of the head !

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when you about to unload your secret ingredient on a bird[ or bloke depending on prefrence ], you scream out.

IN YOUR CRACK.....OR ON YOUR BACK.

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so tight that when he dropped 5c, it hit him on the back of the head !

I don't get it. :blink:

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serious? lol...

he bent over to pick it up that fast after he dropped it it landed on his head.

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sex is like playing snooker, if the red is blocking the pink you sink the brown

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I don't get it. :blink:

:roflmbo:

yeah Adam, what stainless said.... :VB Beer:

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