All the best with the new job Pat, and Arjey, maybe the M&Ms will evolve into a mutant species so superior that they may start eating us.

@ Arjey that's gold!

Looks like the blue ones are indeed inferior ^^^^

Thanks for the well wishes guys, definately going to enjoy my weekends from now on - bring on more cruises and more Fishing!

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Looks like some usurper has been inta my Smarties stash.......

morning buddy, are you gonna smash the f*ck that did it to you, make sure you do it good and get a red card for it

well what can I say...played on something that resembled a pig pen..farken mud everywhere...

We won 3-0 on top of the ladder scored 1 and set one up.....

Slipping and sliding ..the ball stopping dead no bounce.... knees and ankles really sore.....

so who's up for fun and games

All the best with the new job Pat, and Arjey, maybe the M&Ms will evolve into a mutant species so superior that they may start eating us.

@ Arjey that's gold!

Looks like the blue ones are indeed inferior ^^^^

Thanks for the well wishes guys, definately going to enjoy my weekends from now on - bring on more cruises and more Fishing!

Looks like some usurper has been inta my Smarties stash.......

Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy seperating M&M's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.

Do the W's feel left-out?

what happens on a hot day when they morph into a rainbow

I like to snort Wizz Fizz...and you dont wanna know what I do with Chuppa Chups...