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  • I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation
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  • Member For: 19y 11m 29d
  • Gender: Male
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Bitch at the dr's was gonna charge me $70 because I forgot my medicare card at home..

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I've had contracts with the fedral and state gov as my only income per annmum. Had the same with Telstra and now Aus post. They don't give jack shoite towards your super. Specially if your not smart enough to put it in your tender. Don't forget it on holidays and relief workers too.

Gambling is the only vice I have tried that I don't like. If I put one dollar on a horse it will pull up lame for sure.

Figure I risk my neck enough so no need to work on the wallet.

I use to do my own bookwork, It's pretty basic. But this year I relented and give it to a bookkeeper for $25 an hour. She presents it wrapped and done to the accountant. That pays her wage basically from what I save on that pratt. And if her guesstamets are close she is getting me better returns than he farken did.

I was a naughty boy a long while ago. I still get audited every year back five to seven years. And they charge me compounded interest of 19.99% on those fines.

Believe me you don't want the tax department mad at you. They have no sense of humour and very long memories

  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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  • Member For: 16y 11m
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Far north queensland
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Guy I work with averages 10k a year and uses it to pay for his golf trip, bets on the horses.

Benny?

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  • Tampon inserted, Auto Acquired, next purchase a new handbag
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  • Member For: 18y 6m 6d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Vic
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Haha, na. Benny's been off crook for 6 weeks. Back tommorow. Will be squill ions of story's.

He got 120% in a quady Paying $700 last week.

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  • Member For: 18y 2m 3d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Victoria
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For some reason I'm a lucky *beep*... In the last year I would have spent $400 on all of it and taken home $3000... LOL

I rarely do it... But when I do... For some reason I pick the right sh*t! Pisses people off around me. Last year on about 22nd Dec, I walked into pub on last day of work... Everyone else taking ages to get there... f*ck it.. I'll put $20 in... Won the $820 jackpot! LOL didn't have any idea how it happened!

About a month ago... Went into Kelly's pub in Cranny. Slap $50 in... Thought I was on 10c machine... Wasn't watching credits... Collect and walked out with $850! Was on $1 machine!

My sister hates how tinny I am... Hope I haven't jinxed myself??!

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  • 777
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  • Member For: 17y 7m 25d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA
Posted

Home time now!

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  • Member For: 18y 2m 3d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Victoria
Posted

LOL I'm lying on coach watching "my little pony"

FML

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  • Member For: 18y 2m 3d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Victoria
Posted

Yeah... Except my daughter is sick so didn't go to kinder... We've been playing with dolls, barbies, bunnings for an art project and play on playground and then JB hifi to get hi5, my little pony and the gruffalo... LOL

Would prefer to be sleeping!

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  • Member For: 15y 2m 24d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: NOR, Western Australia
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How good is Lauren Brant from Hi5

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