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  • Member For: 19y 1m 11d
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  • Location: Perff, WA
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wow, blast from the past eh!?

almost an anniversary now!!!

Yo mumma's so stupid, she forgot to have an abortion

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  • Member For: 17y 11m 15d
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  • Location: sydney
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Yo momma's so fat, the weather people give names to her fart

  • Still have a turbo, it's just on a diesel.
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  • Legacy Donating Member
  • Member For: 20y 1m 10d
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  • Location: Melbourne, VIC
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing...

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  • Member For: 18y 2m 5d
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  • Location: in a house or shed
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Your Mammas so Fat that when she was at school she sat next to EVERYBODY!!

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  • Team Octane
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  • Member For: 17y 10m 1d
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  • Location: Innisfail Nth Qld
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Yo mama's so fat, she speaks in surround sound!

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  • Member For: 18y 11m 25d
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  • Location: Carindale, Brisbane
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Your Mamma's so FAT that when she farts, Peter Garrett accuses her of Global Warming!!!

Your Mamma's so HAIRY, the only language she can speak is Wookie!!!

  • Three pedals are better then two..
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  • Member For: 19y 4m 5d
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  • Location: Melbourne
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yo mumma so fat screwin her is like throwin a sausage hotdog down a hallway......

Sounds better

Yo momma's so fat,

when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

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