Ya mumma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Yo mamas so nasty, even DBOSS won't do her

Yo mamas like the ocean..... wet, salty, and full of crabs!

Yo mamas so stupid she thought Magic Johnson was a magician's d*ck.

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Bubbles won't talk to her!

Yo mamas so fat.......................... DAMN!

Your mamma's so old she owes jesus 5 dollars

Yo mamas like the ocean..... wet, salty, and full of crabs!

Your mumma is so old she farts dust

Yo mamas so nasty, even DBOSS won't do her

That's pretty bloody bad....how can anything ever be THAT nasty???

your mu is so fat, that she is just fukin fat!

Yo mamma's so celery I dipped her in peanut butter and she got sticky!

:wacko:

Your mom so fat when she goes down the freeway she needs two E-tags.

BIG BUMP sorry guys to exhume an old thread....

BBBUUUUUTTTTTTT.......

yo mumma so fat that when she jump up in the air she get stuck...

yo mumma so fat I saw her crossin the road and swerved to miss her ran out of petrol...

lets get off the mums hey I got off yours an hour ago....

"my mums dead dude"

that's why she didnt put up much of a fight then eh....

yo mumma so fat she tripped over grazed her knee and gravy came out

yo mumma so fat her belt line is the equator...

yo mumma so fat when I took her to dinner at sizzlers we got a group discount...

yo mumma so fat when I took her to dinner she looked at the menu and said...YUP!

man you gotta tell your mum to stop givin me a cookie everytime I shag her...I put on 3kg this week!

yo mumma so fat I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot....

yo mumma so fat she kickstarts her vibrator and rolled a tampon out of a mattress.....

yo mumma so fat screwin her is like throwin a sausage down a hallway......like rootin the top of a gumboot full off porridge......I have to run it against the side to get some traction......

again all apologies but saw the thread and started postin then noticed the age of it...but alas I had come too far....