Woke up at 3:30am for a piss and climb back in bed. Hear one of the kids get up for the toilet too. 5 minutes later my door opens and the kid can't get his blanket on. Get up, tuck him in, get back in bed.
The baby is snoring cos she's a bit snotty so sleep is not happening.
Now it's 5am and I'm farken starving so fark it I'm getting up.