bloodycrashboy

wot......I should wear my tin hat

his paint should come off with clay bar the chip is only the size of my pinky finger nail but still a piss off no dent so that's a bonus

some stupid dero/homeless looking old bastard backed into the passenger side rear at the supermarket today in his unroadworthy sh*t box reason.....your car is dark mate thankfully only some paint from his car and a small chip on the guard was the result

I have a Huawei modem maybe the Chinese are watching my every move I'd better put on my tin hat

optical illusion my car is very close to the wall Mrs BCB's also

this is it

Mrs BCB's oil change day burnt my shoulder on the bloody exhaust manifold

you know I love Audi's this would be my pick 300 killerwasp 5 cylinder goodness (all wheel drive) https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/Audi-RS3-2018/OAG-AD-16747678/?gts=OAG-AD-16747678&gtssaleid=OAG-AD-16747678&rankingType=TopSpot

and if you want to spend some more $

lux AND Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^this^^ @JETURBO as far as Mercedes is concerned drove a C class SUV as a hire car in Melbourne for one day it was given to us as an "upgrade" from a bomidore redline LOL (no bomidore available cos wankers even though we had booked months in advance) I was so disgusted with it I drove it back to the airport the following day and swapped it for a Toyota corolla the ergonomics were sh*t only found the cruise control after consulting the manual in daylight, it was hiding behind the POS steering wheel way down the column looked big on the outside, tiny on the inside, blind spots all over the rear bottom line...Corolla was more fun to drive

NBN.Co........ bending Australians over backwards

you should get very close to maximum speeds up and down then

so that would be fiber to the node????

all depends if it's FTTN or FTTP FTTP looks like this fiber to the node looks like it does now.........nothing your copper line gets hooked into the node (for want of a better description)

he has 24 hour aircon because he is getting big bucks for his solar back to the grid that is no longer a thing for new customers everyone now gets screwed over for their contribution to the grid ie: I pay 27 cents per KWh and the energy co gives me 9 cents for my "green" energy

Fast NBN is amazeballs Once you get hooked up you'll wonder how you even managed to survive

Nothing like a good piss take [emoji1787] Anyways..........yards done, beer o'clock

Decided to mow the yard when I got home today Drove through a tropical storm on my way home Got home and no rain, sweet still mow the yard Go outside to the mower shed Notice yard floating a bit down the back Check gauge, 110 mm ................. Thankfully I have a real mower with an internal combustion engine And a wipper snipper also with an internal combustion engine [emoji1787] No problemo Mow the lawn half flooded Feeling that power as I ran it through some standing water Great to have a man's mower and wipper snipper [emoji39]

I see your butt sprinkles and raise you Body Sprinkles!!!!!

This is smashing it [emoji39]

Next thing you'll be buying an electric car [emoji39]

Life is to short for bullsh*t that's why my mouth sometimes gets me into trouble