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Ditto

Even better

To Dowen gets .Stripes. ?

If it really was god it wouldn't have needed to email you or at least it could tell you your password

Did the snake live?

Just install a POTS handset in the kitchen and she'll be sorted

Pretentious gits are pretentious (need to turn on subtitles)

No suggestions here, but might be easier if you let us know what you're after in an island?

I'd grab 110 $1k ones

You get quotes for high class hookers?

Was just an educational info sheet - I saw nothing wrong with it......

Side mount intercooler - as opposed to front mount

Nothing wrong with talking about ways/gadgets that mean we don't have to do it ourselves Am more than happy to spend a few hours/days working out ways not to do it rather than the 10-15 mins it would take to actually vacuum.

Mine's called Penelope She gets lost occasionally, gets snagged on wires occasionally and sometimes wakes me in the middle of the night when she decides that it's a good time to clean under my bed. She freaks the ex wife out - all I need to do is tell Penelope to start cleaning and the ex leaves quicksmart. Can use the remote to get Penelope to play with the dog, although the dog's now bored of the game and just walks away. Can still use the remote to escort the ex to the door if she's taking it slow to exit.

WPMO: Chopped up a couple of habanero's to chuck in the bog sauce I've got cooking - didn't wear the gloves like I usually do. Gave my nose a wipe a bit later and now it's burning. At least it wasn't an eye or somewhere worse.

Was a great day - stacks galore in the main race. Was it all the bikes running the asymmetrical tyres or something? Last year tyres were the issue - were they saying it was tyres again this year? Am tipping the cool change that blew through may have caused an issue - cooling down the tyres a bit/losing their grip Gutted for Crutchlow's off on the last lap - would have loved for him to pick up 2nd Rossi winning at the Island - doesn't get much better than that Will watch the race tomorrow (too buggered tonight after getting home) so will have a better idea what was happening then. Crowds were very small - was out of the carpark straight away and home an hour and a bit later. Moto3 race was one of the best I've seen in a long time - well done to Miller

Sounds like Croc's would fit within specs Go on - be that person

Just settling in at the Island for the MotoGP. Quiet in town - very quiet. Sadly didn't ride this year - son, daughter and sons mate wanted to come down too so 4 wheeled it down here. Low crowds = easy drive rather than hours getting out of the carpark. Bit of a shame Marquez sealed the title last week - would have loved him to do it here, but with nothing to lose he should be up for some spectacular riding. Just found out there's a couple of rounds of the Supercross championship on at the track over the weekend too - should see some great bike action

For Jet - Is this the colour green you want on your Holden? Butt-plug green?

Absolutely brilliant if your house suits it. I've got flat, hardwood floors throughout and it does perfectly.

Bit of a difference? Taking the long way home tonight?

Am tipping your version, but his makes it a funnier typo