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  • Turboless
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  • Member For: 14y 3m 21d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Geelong, Victoria

eddie murphy...what a pisser!

kv...you serious? I remember that story vaguely awhile ago lol. my pe teacher, woww...the things I wouldve done to her! :roflmbo:

anyways, first time was with my gf at the time, 16, she was 15 at her house in the rumpus room with the folks next door in the lounge room..pretty awkward being so close and then the old man calls out to us..yeh that ended pretty quickly haha. she made up for it 2 summers ago on the coast lol

I can relate with pazzo...had a couple chicks say theyre having my kid once I want nothing to do with them. since when do chicks get so clingy, farkin hate it. turns out one wasnt mine (considering the conceive date was 2months before I even met her :fool: ) and the other was total bull :pooh:

keep this thread going, what a cracker lol :beerchug:

  • You've changed man....
  • Donating Members
  • Member For: 14y 5m 21d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805

any women on this forum? or only all you sick males talking bout spilling load and blue balls...

Come on women, tell us bout your first poundings :beerchug:

  • Cruise Control
  • Member For: 18y 5m 19d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Macksville NSW.

Reg you might have to start a new topic in the members section...and tell us some more...:turboboink:

Stories you just wouldn't believe mate.....but this isn't the forum for it. :buttonit:

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  • Member For: 22y 2m 18d
  • Gender: Male

My mate phucked this really fat ugly unattractive slut/tart who had a really bad cold when he was 15. Both were highly intoxicated and he often told the story to his mates who werent there but somehow she miraculously turned into this really hot looker in his version of the story.

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  • Member For: 14y 4m 9d
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: Werribee, Victoria

OK...I'm game...being the first woman to post on this thread and all!

After a few false starts where one or both of us chickened out, the deed finally happened about 2 weeks shy of my 18th birthday and he was my first serious bf (now my ex husband after 15 years together). We were at his parents place and the actual shag lasted about 2 minutes. He blew...total anti climax on my behalf (pun totally intended). His parents got home about 30 seconds after it was all over! Some rushed dressing meant my t-shirt was inside out when they walked in....:Doh:

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  • HOON
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  • Member For: 15y 3m 2d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: W.A

A mate of a mate lost it to the back seat of a car and his g/fs ass cheeks back when I was 17 lol, took him 30 seconds of pumping away.... just as he blew she asked him to put it in lol

  • You've changed man....
  • Donating Members
  • Member For: 14y 5m 21d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805
  • Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday
  • Donating Members
  • Member For: 17y 6m 23d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure

The times you want leather seats. Cloth? Reupholster time!

  • ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE...
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  • Member For: 17y 17d
  • Gender: Male
  • Location: Adelaide

this is totally acceptiable in this thread ..........and ive been waiting ..haha pun weeeeeeeeeee

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