Saw Blades Are Sharp!

[Buf-Phoon]

squamas cell carcinoma, rang the surgeon to ask why I looked OK 12 hours ago ?

Why am I beeding from my eye ?

reply "what do you think we did with your eyeball whilst we did the surgery?"

Try over 60 around your eye, goin in was bad enough

Edited 01/06/11 11:09 AM by Buf-Phoon
god loves pethedine

[Maximus]

it was a drop saw so gloves would not have made a difference , though I may have felt it a little earlier. Luckily it didnt hurt and still havnt felt any pain exept in my back as the the doctor didnt catch me in time and apparently landed on my arse pretty hard! That tail gate hole looks like it would have hurt alot

Yea those pushbikes are bloody dangerous and us men wonder why or wives spit chips when we mention the "motorbike" word...

Believe it or not I didn't feel a thing. I was holding it closed and my wife was like its just a scratch, until I let it go and she freaked out.

Even when I went to hospital and had it scrubbed out cause it was a rusty trailer it didn't hurt.

Doc said it is because you hardly have any pain sensors in that part of your leg.

Compared to your hand that has hundreds.

That toe is farking disgusting.

Back to having a motorcycle.............I wanted to get a trailbike for out bush but after showing the missus this she was like NO 'F' WAY!

[Ralph Wiggum]

been there had that....twice.

Getting the stitches out is the worst!

No kidding my doc gave me a script for Diazaphem before he pulled them. I said "Doc there only stiches" he said "You'll need the Diaza's"

He was right.....I cried like a little girl....stiches through the nail bed fuggin hurt!

[Gasman]

lovely vid! I was banned from bikes after hitting a large dog on a dirt track at about 80kms with no shirt and helmet. Did a full flip over the bars and landed on my back ,just made sure my head was covered. Got some cool scars on my lower back and bent the hell outta my forks but still managed to ride it home Never saw that dog again

[Buf-Phoon]

some bad ass stuff in this thread eeeeww.

Just make sure you get the full horror by seein the pics in full view, completely different.

Missed a Forum Xmas feed and drinks, stupid ex said I wasn't driving any where

[hypnodoc]

I was feeling quite good until I saw those photos

[Dagabond]

[Gasman]

those types of safety features came out years ago,Im yet to actually see one in a work place.

[Mrs Jeturbo]

Spose it doesnt count coz I dont have any pics, but when I was younger I had a farkin massive wooden slab fall straight on my face,

someone caught most of the weight, but I still shattered my cheek bone and had a huge gash accross the left side of my face from my nosse to my ear.

The surgeon told me after I had it all fixed that night that he spent a good hour cleaning the paint fragments out of my face and off my pieces of bone,

To top it all off, my eye wasnt working so they booked me in to have a glass eye put it, thankgod a day before the surgery my eye started moving again.

To my luck he was a practisng plastic surgeon who got called in that night at the hospital, so my face doesnt look too bad now other than from nerve damage I dont feel it when I get punched in that side of the face.

But I did look I <3 Bananas way retarded for ages lol... well more so than now lol

[Corzza]

Geez mate.

Glad all is well.