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Um, moderators dont have a sense of humour, just look at my warn level.

So for me this site is purely fuctual and I am almost German in my humour levels.

best of luck Turbo Chic.

Scotty

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  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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one that always works is... "hi, wanna root?" :beerchug::spoton:

come on now at least start with a compliment

"hi, nice shoes, wanna root?"

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c mon... im a chick... just the root thing works great for me lol

  • I see a red door and I want to paint it black
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dodgy pick up lines to get a laugh

"Hi, my name isn't Fred Flinstone" pause and wait for quizzical expression "but I'll still make your bedrock"

So . . . do you like stuff?

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Good news, my test results were negative

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lmfao...someone who finally understands me...crybaby.gif

Turbo babe....beerchug.gif ..Btw if you were a car door I'd slam you all night long.....spoton.gif

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hahahah oooooo rooster,,,, getting hot in here much....

unfortunately for u baby why would I buy a old mitsubishi colt when I got a lamborghini gallardo at home lol...

:beerchug::spoton::w00t2:

but your a good sport so ill give a credit where credit is due...

your my favourite old man other than bloosted lol

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unfortunately for u baby why would I buy a old mitsubishi colt when I got a lamborghini gallardo at home lol

I get the message..cockblockedsad.gif ...lmfao...

But but but screw me if I'm wrong...but is your name helga...

  • Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick
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lick your finger and wipe it on their shirt and say "lets get you out of those wet clothes" :innocent:

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