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  • loitering with intent
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One must explore all opportunities. A skid on the way to alternative overnight digs perhaps :censored:

Leaving the tunes on of course.

Nice thinking tabby cat :roflmbo:

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  • loitering with intent
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  • Member For: 23y 1m 11d
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  • Location: Zombie Birdhouse
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I let it sit for a bit got some bacon out of the fridge heat it up a bit for smell and called it to the fence. I :roflmbo: soaked that piece of sh*t lol. Its been great when ever it see s me now it runs.

ooh you are aweful , but I like it.

If its a male dog slice the owners nuts of and hang them above the front door.

This should subdue the dog.

I prefer reverse Psychology, and the neihbour will get the hint

phuck I hate little yappie dogs. Don't bait the dog, bait the owners, then call the rspca to rescue the dog

Going to call the RSPCA to give me the green dream farkin !

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It needs to get used to its new surrounds, prove that its around and then it should settle down a bit. Little dogs are bastards for making noise though.

The idiot above that wet the dog whilst it was a chilly night should be shot! Cruelty to animals if f'ing stupid!

  • Still have a turbo, it's just on a diesel.
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I suggest at catapult or in this case a dogapult, launch the fcuker into next week.

Some thing like this should do the trick

  • loitering with intent
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I like it. Might try it out with a size 10 boot first :msm:

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It needs to get used to its new surrounds, prove that its around and then it should settle down a bit. Little dogs are bastards for making noise though.

The idiot above that wet the dog whilst it was a chilly night should be shot! Cruelty to animals if f'ing stupid!

Oh I see. now cruelty to animals is stupid but you'd have a human shot (which is of course an animal) so whos the idiot? Big words mate, BIG words. Not condoneing what old mate did but to have someone shot for throwing water, "dad my brother just threw water at me" no worries son go fetch me the shot gun!!!

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  • Still have a turbo, it's just on a diesel.
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Keep it civil people or warnings and Holidays will be given out.

  • loitering with intent
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Sorry, got a problem with a farking yapper, and still it goes on.

Guys, we are not after a civil war here :msm:

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sorry can I use the word sword swollower

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there used to be a dog next door that ALWAYS used to bark next to my window at all times of the early morning/day/night.. I looked over the fence one day because I was fed up with it and it barked at me.. bad move.. threw a piece of wood and got it in the eye.. never hear it anymore unless my dog goes on the side of the house

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