The "damn That Gives Me The Sh*ts" Thread

[stang]

People that a) feel the need to leave their sunglasses on when entering a building and clearly out of sunlight. You're not fooling anyone, you'll never be as cool as Ray Charles.

how do you get a good perv at the hot chick walking past without getting your face slapped, if you take the sunglassess off. When you are wearing sunglasses they cant see where your eyes are looking.

There are reasons my son, there are reasons....lol

[ronburgundy]

If you're not good enough to perve without getting busted, then you don't deserve it!

[Superdan]

get practicing.

[stang]

Nothing wrong with using tools to get a better quality perve though.

Sometimes getting busted is half the fun.

[ronburgundy]

...unless of course, it's your wife that does the busting!

[stang]

nahhh she cool, look but don`t touch.

[jsmith]

I bought 2 cheeseburgers from macca's the other day, I didn't expect them to literally be just a CHEESEburger, I mean FFS, how hard can it be to FU(K UP something that has 5 ingredients, bun, meat, cheese, sauce, pickle and the other half of the bun.

IT IS NOT THAT FU(KING HARD YA BLOODY PP'S!!!

Strausberry, I am a mechanic, cars NEED to be test driven for most work that is done, however if they are only taken out for a "hoon" then I sympathise with you.

[Dagabond]

Macca's new Oreo shakes....HTF are you supposed to suck all that chocolatie goodness up through a straw without giving yourself an aneurism, and why dont they come with a spoon/straw like the frozen cokes.

[Dillz]

Miners...

[Pazzo]

when it's pissing down rain here in victoria, then someone points out and says, geez it's wet out today. what do they think im blind.