People that come to my house unexpected or unannounced. I friggin hate it. If I want you to come over, I'll tell you. If you want to come over, then you tell me. Simple. Do not rock up whenever you fell like it and come to door and have a good old knock. There's a reason the door's shut and locked, all curtains closed, no lights on and garage door's down; it's Dan's special time. I don't want anyone here when it's my special time, and god knows you don't want to be here interrupting or even thinking 'I wonder what he was doing before I got here.' Dan's special time is all about Dan being Dan with Dan and only Dan, noone else around to interrupt or annoy me. I friggin hate being interrupted before I'm finished, just puts me completely off. And once I'm put off I just can't continue. It's over. If I can't accomplish the goal I set out to achieve in one uninterrupted sitting (or standing if the mood takes me) then it's just not happening. *Damn that gives me the sh*ts!*

*PS: I'm talking about playing the XBOX you dirty minded clowns!*

Edited May 1, 200917 yr by Superdan

TAB,

Stirring me about F'n Claire Martin and the loss of NT open limits.

There was no need for the tag line...

Yeah but what with so many people and so many reasons, I thought it best to elucidate.

What are you bastards saying???

farken splinters!!!!! ive just spent 2 x 12 hour days laying timber floors in my house and I now have about 500 friggen splinters..

the timber was a nice light skin coloured blackbutt as well so they blend in well the little bastards!!!

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I was sooooo enraged yesterday driving on the hwy from Sydney to Canberra.......

Let me ask the question to you good folk: Is this sign hard to read?

Seems as though people have real trouble comprehending what this sign says....

Maybe there was a conference of illiterate people in Sydney and they were all returning home via the highway yesterday? Maybe the letters aren't big enough? Maybe this is a brand NEW government initiative and it hasn’t been around for a hundred phucking years???!!! Maybe the general populace are just a bunch of khunts…. I’m not sure…..

But to all those people driving in the right hand lane yesterday (or any day) at the same speed as a car or truck in the left, and to all those people who pulled out in front of me as I was going to overtake you…. You’re only alive because it is illegal for me to shoot you in the phucking face….

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the fact that I just spent the best part of two days changing the brake rotors and pads on my car get it all back together then when drop it down off the stands the farking handbrake is not adjusted up enough and doesnt hold oh well back down to the shed pull the farking back wheels off again and try again

Edited May 4, 200917 yr by Ace

People who cannot read KEEP CLEAR on the roads, happens everyday on the way to work

People that a) feel the need to leave their sunglasses on when entering a building and clearly out of sunlight. You're not fooling anyone, you'll never be as cool as Ray Charles.

and b) people that feel the need to turn the speakerphone on when taking a call on their mobile in a public place and holding it in front of their face. NOBODY f*ckING CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! YOU ARE NOT AN IMPORTANT INTERESTING PERSON BECAUSE YOU TALK LOUDLY INTO YOUR PHONE AND WANT US TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION!!!!! FAAAAAAAAAARRKK!!!!!!!