When you tell her you're hungry so she says she'll bring a roast chicken home for you

 

oh gee... poor puffster is hangry

Haha not hangry but definitely HUNGRY

 

Your wife knows you well enough, then

Haha yerp, I'm a tight arse too so a woolies chook fills me up cheaply compared to kfc

of course woolies chook would do that... kfc isn't "cheap" chook, realistically.

I ate 3/4 of the chook 

All this talk of woolies chicken convinced me to get charcoal chicken for dinner

Yeah man, the missus got 2 so we could have chicken wraps for dinner

 

We also get them from Costco at $7 each, we get 3 or 4 of dem bitches then strip em all down and section up the meat to freeze for later use. Easy chicken pasta, chicken sammich, chicken wrap, chicken salad, chicken and cheese toasties etc etc.

 

Moral of that story, get some roast chicken in your life and everything will be better...unless you're vegetarian or the like

14 hours ago, Puffwagon said:

Moral of that story, get some roast chicken in your life and everything will be better

Woolies roast chickens are GOAT. 

 

Before we moved back in with the rents, the Mrs and I got them often if we wanted an ez dinner - wraps. Then there was always some left for a sneaky chicken toasty for a work lunch